Merry Christmas, Zoners! Tonight’s American flapjacks are a visit from Christmas Past, hailing from Patterson Springs, North Carolina. Let’s hope a certain someone out there learns the true meaning of Christmas. Are there no poorhouses? Oh, I mean, the “Judeo-Christian tenet of personal responsibility”.
Eye Candy: Midday Anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs, North Carolina

Okay, so we are reminded of Stephen’s prophetic past as the midday anchor at WPTS Patterson Springs, North Carolina. Truly, an echo of things to come *grin* He cut his teeth in News so long ago and thank goodness, someone kept the video … LOL … How come no one wears a dicky any more? [...]