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Stephen Colbert sends a message to NASA
Posted by: | CommentsAs you wait for the Discovery shuttle containing the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill to launch, please enjoy this video of Stephen Colbert talking about his new COLBERT treadmill in space, fat astronauts and the terrifying qualities of Tranquility.
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Stephen Colbert broadcasting on NASA TV for C.O.L.B.E.R.T. launch
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Hooray! NASA is already making the upcoming hiatus slightly more bearable for us Stephen Colbert fans: they’re broadcasting a message from the man himself on the eve of the shuttle launch. From the press release:
NASA to Air Stephen Colbert Message on Eve of Shuttle Launch
CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla., Aug. 21 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ — NASA will broadcast a special message from comedian Stephen Colbert on Monday, Aug. 24, as the space shuttle Discovery prepares to deliver the COLBERT treadmill to the International Space Station.
The message will air on NASA Television after the shuttle’s fueling commentary concludes at approximately 7:15 p.m. EDT.
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They’ve also provided some helpful links, including one for NASA TV’s streaming video and other info (http://www.nasa.gov/ntv) and the YouTube channel on which to watch Stephen’s message after its initial airing (http://www.youtube.com/NASATelevision). Go, NASA!
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Klassic Kolbert: OMG! Space!
Posted by: | CommentsGood morning, everyone. I meant to post this yesterday for the anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing, but real life sort of sandbagged me and I didn’t have time to get it on the site. I trust you’ll forgive me when you start watching these clips of Stephen Colbert interviewing astronauts and basically geeking out over the space program, though; his excitement is infectious and, I think, a perfect way to celebrate some of NASA’s greatest men and women.
I’m really torn as to which of the following clips is my favorite, but I’ll start with this interview with Jim Lovell.
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If you guys haven’t watched In the Shadow of the Moon yet, I highly recommend it. It’s very funny and informative, and it really gives you a sense of just who these individuals were, these remarkable astronauts who traveled behind the moon.
I’ve posted more clips after the fold; click through to watch some of Stephen’s other NASA-related antics and odes to the space program.
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C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill patch now available
Posted by: | CommentsIf you’ve been wondering when the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill patch would be available, your wait is over! From the NASA Space Shop:
This newly created patch features an illustration of the new space station treadmill and a depiction of the acronym “’Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill,’ or COLBERT. The treadmill is targeted to launch to the International Space Station on STS-128 Space Shuttle Discovery. This item will be shipped no earlier than May 18th.
Yay for space mission patches!
h/t Colbert Nation boards member ryanksc
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Stephen Colbert in the Zeitgeist – Colbert in Space, Part Deux
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Greetings, Zoners! What did you all think about NASA’s name game on Tuesday’s show? I know many people thought that NASA should’ve honored the results of the vote and named Node 3 “Colbert,” but most folks seem to be content with the results. I think NASA came up with a good compromise. They chose a name for the node that honors the history of space exploration, and at the same time rewarded Stephen for all of the attention he’s brought to the ISS and the space program by naming their new high-tech treadmill after him. I think he was very pleased about it. I definitely saw a flash of that gleeful smile of his when Sunita Williams announced how the name “Colbert” would get into space. Kudos to the folks at NASA for coming up with a name with such an impressive acronym!
Everybody and their uncle covered this story — even Scientific American had to add their $.02 — so I thought I’d highlight a few of the most interesting news stories to appear on the Interwebs the past couple of days.
- NASA names treadmill after Colbert – Associated Press
“Bill Gerstenmaier, NASA’s associate administrator for space operations, said, ‘We have invited Stephen to Florida for the launch of COLBERT and to Houston to try out a version of the treadmill that astronauts train on.’”
- Station Module Named ‘Tranquility’ to honor Apollo 11 – NASA.gov
“‘We selected ‘Tranquility’ because it ties it to exploration and the moon, and symbolizes the spirit of international cooperation embodied by the space station.’”
- “COLBERT” goes up into space – CliqueClack TV
“Trust me, the name ‘COLBERT’ will be uttered so often on NASA TV your head will spin — and on top of that, the treadmill is so important for keeping the astronauts healthy that it will always be more important than the ‘box’ that is Node three — around Colbert.”
- COLBERT treadmill? NASA tips visor to Colbert Nation’s vote – Christian Science Monitor, Discoveries blog
“The gravitas of the International Space Station is safe… The treadmill shall henceforth be known as the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill… It was a politic end to a corner the agency painted itself into by opening the contest to ‘write-in’ names.” (The editor’s note at the end of the article is good for a laugh.)
Here are a couple of articles on Orbitec, the Wisconsin company providing the software for the COLBERT training system.
- Madison space company helps build Colbert Treadmill – WKOWTV.com, Madison, WI
“There are nearly 800 parts to the COLBERT. Orbitec officials say the simulation allows astronauts to get it right the first time… ‘The whole process is going to take two astronauts 18 hours to build this,’ says Gustafson. (There’s an IKEA joke in there somewhere…–Ed.)
- Middleton Company’s Software To Be Used on Space Station – Channel3000, WISCTV.com
“In space, you have to be bungeed down to your treadmill. If you tried to run on a normal treadmill, you would just float away.”
Here’s a bit more on the treadmill–
- NASA Walks All Over C.O.L.B.E.R.T. – TMZ
The article is very brief, but the picture is worth a look. I’m guessing this is how the astronauts train to use the COLBERT. It looks terribly uncomfortable to me, and more than a little strange.
- Huntsville company MediaFusion designs Colbert treadmill patch – Huntsville Times (Huntsville, AL)
An article about the company who designed the patch that will accompany the COLBERT.
And finally, a tip of the hat (sort of) to Colbert Nation–
- Colbert Nation – Cooperation blog (A blog post about Colbert Nation in general, and how Stephen is able to mobilize the Nation when he wants to accomplish something – like getting part of a space station named after him.)
“He uses his authority and their commitment to make an impact on the Internet – a perfect example of using technology (television and the Internet) to assemble and organize a group of people on a moment’s notice. … It may not be the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a smart mob, but that is certainly what Colbert has been able to build. Colbert Nation tunes in on TV and the Internet, heeds his call, and quickly cooperates to make their presence felt. Sure, this smart mob is likely causing more harm than good, but nobody ever said smart mobs had to be helpful mobs.” (No no, we exist only to do good! – Ed.)
I hope Stephen takes up NASA on their invitation to visit them to try out the treadmill for himself, and to be in Florida for the launch of the shuttle flight that will take the new treadmill to the ISS. The COLBERT is scheduled to go to the ISS in August, and the new node “Tranquility” will head up there next year.
(h/t DB, Ms. I, and Jennie)
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Episode 5049 (4/14/2009)
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EPISODE NUMBER: 5049 (April 14, 2009)
GUEST: Sunita L. Williams, Susie Orbach
SEGMENTS: Clarance Thomas impresses the kids, The WØRD: Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too, NASA Node 3 update
VIDEOS: Tuesday, April 14, 2009
I don’t know about you guys, but when I start respecting a major appliance over a Supreme Court judge, I start to worry about the balance of things in my life.
For those who don’t follow my Twitter feed, the AP leaked the story about the Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill (COLBERT) about an hour before the show started. The ones I feel bad for are the Browncoats, honestly. At least Stephen Colbert and the Nation got a treadmill. And I loved the Jetsons clip in the show bumper.
Stephen has often hinted, both as “Stephen” and even in actual interviews, that he is sensitive about his looks and weight. (Anyone who has listened to the ‘Strangers With Candy’ commentary will know what I’m talking about.) I found the guest interesting and find the topic of “normal” body size one of the most squirm-inducing topics that can be introduced on ‘The Colbert Report’. I think it’s because for me, like so many others out there, body image is an intensely personal issue, and one that most of us (self very much included) have very intense feelings about. It’s always interesting to see the walls that go up when body image is discussed. The end of the interview did lighten things up a bit for me, though – Stephen was determined to get that ‘Daily Show’ quip out at the end. I love it when he fights to slip in a joke he’s dying to tell.
So – are you as happy about the treadmill as Stephen? Did you love the nailing that Colbert gave Thomas? Are you as happy for the show to be back as we are? Can’t wait to hear your comments!
- Funergy – It’s like carbonated Ritalin, in that it’s carbonated Ritalin.
- Seriously, it’s like they’ve given rights to *everybody*.
- The Articles of Obligation: If you’ve got time to lean, you’ve got time to clean; Employees must wash hands; and If you want to go to the mall, little lady, you have to bring your little sister.
- The Articles of Responsibility: Bring enough gum for everyone; Pretend you know about sports; and Never stare at the man in the next urinal.
- One of the nine finest judicial minds in the country.
- Of course, we’ll first need to know its opinion on Roe v Cascade. Or Brown v the Cutting Board of Education.
- I have not been this confused since my accountant told me I could save money by giving to charity.
- [Doocy's Carpet Doesn't Match The Drapes]
- Now, they meant to give only $20, but out of habit charged themselves the usual interest. [Now Must Pawn Their Congressman]
- Now, when someone is charged 780% interest, they’ll still feel like a debt pineapple is being hammered up their ass, but they will have the comfort of knowing that that pineapple meets the strictest Federal guidelines. [Unless The Ass Pineapple Lobby Objects]
- I don’t want to tell the Dioxin dumpers how to run their business. [They're A Sponsor]
- And just to get into the space mood, I have taken a bunch of cough syrup, so it feels like I’m floating. Don’t try that at home.
- Fartmonkey character break FTW!
- Everyone at NASA voted and decided “Launch the chimps first”.
- And the child will say, “The same Stephen Colbert who saved the world from the Zombie Dragon onslaught?” And the mother will say, “Yes, he was the most tender lover I’ve ever known.”
- In space, no one can hear you stink.
- The words that will pass down from space to ground are It’s time for me to jump on COLBERT.
- And however far the space station goes, my treadmill will have gone a few miles farther.
- You talk about the myth of obesity. Madam, I have been to the Midwest. I assure you the legends are true. Have you never been to a place called the Cheesecake Factory?
- [RE: George Clooney] A gun to my head? Yeah, obviously.
- Because you have an English accent you don’t have to worry about this?
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Stephen Colbert in the Zeitgeist – April 11, 2009
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Happy weekend, Zoners! Time for another stroll around the Colbertoverse. Here’s your zeitgeist for April 11th.
OMG! SPACE!!
- Colbert and Congresswoman Giffords spar over space station
The sparring between Stephen and Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (aka “Miss Pink Sweater Set”), as well as the Node 3 naming contest, gets covered nicely in this video from azfamily.com. I can’t embed it here, but go have a look and watch Rep. Giffords have her say. (Mentioned in this video, but not on TCR, is the fact that Giffords is married to an astronaut.)
- NASA to Reveal Space Module’s Name on ‘Colbert Report’ – SPACE.com
Some additional information about the impending announcement of the official name of Node 3, to be revealed on Tuesday night’s episode. Quote from NASA’s spokesperson John Yembrick: “The program is having us on knowing that we have chosen a name, but they do not know the name of the node.” So apparently this will be a surprise to Stephen as well as the rest of us. Hoo boy…
Better Know a Congressperson
There was some coverage of Rep. Dan Maffei’s BKAD segment, which was generally considered a hit.
- ‘Evil Congressman Maffei’ appears on ‘The Colbert Report’ – The Post-Standard, Syracuse.com
Congressman Maffei says his feedback has all been positive. See, congresspeople, it doesn’t hurt. (Much…)
- Rep. Dan Maffei on Colbert: Prostitutes, Cocaine, NAMBLA, Oh My! – Huffington Post
Another positive review for the appearance, saying that Maffei “came across as genial and game” and that his “good humor served him well.” I agree, he was a good sport. The BKAD segments are so much better when the interview subject rolls with Stephen and abandons any attempt to stay dignified.
- Rep. Dan Maffei appears on Stephen Colbert show – WSYR-TV in Syracuse
This article has a poll asking for reactions to Maffei’s appearance on TCR. The choices are “Hilarious! Glad he had a sense of humor,” “Bad political move,” and “Whatever.” “Hilarious” is winning by a wide margin, while “Whatever” is a distant second.
Remember Rep. Bill Posey of Florida, and those rumors about his grandma and an alligator?
- New Rep. Bill Posey gains his footing after a rough start – Orlando Sentinal (emphasis added):
“Instead, the bill fell flat — it has yet to attract a co-sponsor — and Posey took a beating from late-night comedy-show hosts and liberal media, who accused him of kowtowing to extremists in his party.
“‘I expected there would be some civil debate about it, but it wasn’t civil,’ Posey said. ‘Just a bunch of name-calling and personal denigration. … There is no reason to say that I’m the illegitimate grandson of an alligator.‘” [Hahahahaha!!--Ed.]
Nerd Alert
- Stephen Colbert… Knight of Gondor? – TheOneRing.net
Some geeking out over the fact that Queen Noor used Anduril to “knight” Stephen.
WristStrong
- St. Pauli Girl Beer Honors TV Personality Stephen Colbert with Special Edition of Poster – Earthtimes.org
St. Pauli Girl has a downloadable version of a limited WristStrong edition poster which will help raise money for the Yellow Ribbon Fund. St. Pauli Girl will make a charitable donation to the Fund based on the number of posters downloaded from April 1 to May 13. It’s available here, but you must be at least 21 years old to access the site.
(h/t Ms. I, and many thanks to Tyler Baldwin for forwarding the link to the Rep. Giffords video)
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NASA to visit ‘Colbert Report’ next week with Node 3 announcement
Posted by: | CommentsFrom the AP (h/t juice):
NASA to announce module name on ‘Colbert Report’
April 10, 2009 03:55 PM EST |NEW YORK — Comedian and satirist Stephen Colbert is still clinging to hope that NASA will name a new room at the international space station after him.
The space agency said Friday it would announce the name of the module Tuesday on Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.” Astronaut Sunita Williams will appear on the program.
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The anticipation builds …
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