Heya! Here’s another installment of my infinite part series, Catching Up With What Should Have Already Been Done! ~_~

Monday, January 11

Black thin pinstripe suit, cranberry tie with light-coloured polka dot pattern, white shirt, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I realize this pretty much encompasses every segment of every episode, but I really do love when they point out the absolute inanity of media semantics.
• They honestly could have kept the camera on Morgan Freeman’s face for 22 minutes and I wouldn’t have ever stopped laughing.
• Faberge embryos
• Oh man, the Morgan Freeman interview was SO funny.

Tuesday, January 12

Black suit, white shirt, silver tie with blue square pattern, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Just noticed the words “all beef” in the opening credits heheh.
• The serious situation developing on the Jersey Shore. Oh-ho-ho-ho.
• i hope no one was watching this episode on acid.
• Hey, USF! I went there.
• I still think the Prescott Pharmaceutical side-effects are my favourite thing ever :3

Wednesday, January 13

Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, solid eggplant tie (nice!), barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Ah, Stephen/TCR staff. Keep fighting the good fight. :’)
• I’ll just cover that up…with Snoopy.

Thursday, January 14th

Black suit, white pinstripe suit, gold tie with blue pattern, french cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Anything, of course, except Joe Biden. They need him to scare off the crows.
• Watercress Gate! (Although it is a little but odd that they’d lie about vegetables?)
• It was really cool that he didn’t joke about Haiti.

Dat’s all folks~! ‘Til next time! Hope you enjoyed!

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4
• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of December 7

Hey everybody! Guess what! I’m in New York! I’ve been crazy busy with moving and organizing my classes and my apartment, but everything’s settled now :3. Get ready for a sort of huge fangirl update to make up for what I’ve missed! Week of January 4th today, week of January 11th tomorrow, and this week on Friday! Huzzah!

Monday, January 4

Black suit, white shirt, cornflower blue tie with darker blue pattern, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• My god….this….is The Colbert Report. kehehe.
• Oh man, he does look crisp. I love you, high definition.
• I watched the “dildo bomb” part with my grandpa ~_~
• I got my broom….I mounted it….now where’s the golden snitch?

Tuesday, January 5

Black pinstripe suit, light blue shirt, red tie with blue and yellow dot pattern, french cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Tiger wood’s exploding underwear. lol
• The graphics honestly do get scarier.
• God knows what he is. Belgian? Patchouli?

Wednesday, January 6

Grey suit, light blue shirt, navy tie with white polka dot pattern, french cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• He looks so good in HD. Uuuuunnnnfff
• Republicans won’t be able to contribute their valuable ideas! Like, “no.” and “nope.”
• CSPAN: We report. You don’t care.
• Good segue into the Linda Douglas aka Josephine Goebbels interview.
• I laughed so hard at the ADotW segment.

Thursday, January 7

Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue square pattern, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• OMG the CSI David Caruso thing. :D
• In his best selling book the bible
• A boatfull of nuns and orphans and put them through a woodchipper

Welp, that’s all for, uh, a few weeks ago? It’s so so strange being in the same city as the show. It’s pretty crazy. Anyway I hope you all enjoy!

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of December 7

Hay guys! First, can I just say how much I adore the NFZ Christmas banner? Oh my god. You guys are all brilliant. Anyway this weekend was rather eventful because, well, I got into school in NYC and I’ll be moving there in January BUT YOU GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM LIKE 3 BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE STUDIO I know, I know, please hate me. Please. I revel in your hatred. :3 And of course the Second City reunion! All the accounts were wonderful! Let’s ~celebrate~ with another trusty, (slightly delayed) FGSR! Hoooraaayyyy!

Monday, December 7

Black suit, white shirt with pale blue vertical stripes and purple accent, purple tie with lavender stripes, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I hate to sound like a broken record, but daym he looks fantastic in purple.
• His “emotional” voice totally gets to me ;-;
• Nailed you hot and hard. Heh. Heh. Heeeeeeeeh.
• Ugh, the air-quotes bit was brilliant, and Sean-Hannity-in-ironic-shirt really, just, great.
• Tongue turduken omg. What is. I don’t even.

Tuesday, December 8

Grey suit, white shirt, navy tie with pale yellow and burgundy stripes, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• His hair looked SO nice this week. So nice.
• MERRY CHRISTMAS, I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL. (I thought I’d just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that I am currently thinking of all the ways I can work in “oh but stphn how could anywhere be hell if you’re there <3___<3" without hating myself forever. This was my solution.)
• I really love all these weird popculture-y lists of nonsense things they’be been doing lately like with the Fed and the BKAMD.
• Oh this interview ~_~. Also, I wish I could type-laugh the way this guy laughed. Auh-huh-huh-huh-huh-auh.

Wednesday, December 9

Black suit, white shirt, magenta and pale purple tie, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I hate audience jokes. I hate audience jokes. I hate audience jokes.
• ‘Tip of the Hat, Fling of the Feces’ – so brilliant.

Thursday, December 10

Grey suit, white shirt, dark blue and grey striped tie, french cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Afghandyland. Oh. my. god. Oh my god.
• “Opium grower…opium grower…warlord who grows opium…aand thimble. …full of opium.”
• I think I had the same snowsuit. When I was seven.
• The bobsled team seemed so serious. But ~hilarious~.

I wannnaaaa be a part of it!

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4

Happy December everyone! It’s my favourite time of the year :D! Also, almost winter break time. Have to say I’m looking forward to it. So sorry this was delayed, just some trouble here, but, nothing TCR/Stephen Colbert can’t make better, right? Right.

Monday, November 30

Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with thick diagonal navy stripes with red outline, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• He looked sooo cute today. Oh man.
• During the interviews, whenever he asks a question, he opens his eyes big, and he looks like a deer. It’s great.
• “Change in spirit? So nothing.”
• Need I comment on the BKAL segment? Oh my god. The nuclear-bomb sound effects was AMAZING. I thought Mr. Cirincione was a really fantastic sport also. For some reason the “Oh no – yeah – oh god – yes…” banter at the end was really funny to me.

Tuesday, December 1

Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, merlot tie with periwinkle and navy diagonal stripes (obnoxious colour names edition, I’m sorry I’m sorry), barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I loved the Better Know a Made-Up District. The ridiculous references were just perfect.
• I dunno about you, but I thought “ET Phone Rome” was pretty funny.
• Gay-marrying meat on Fridays omg
• Great and hilarious interview with Mr. Consolmagno.

Wednesday, December 2

Black suit with large square pattern, white shirt, cranberry tie with white dot pattern, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Man, I hate Scrubs haha.
• The prophet loves lasagna! :3
• Cheating Death is one of my favourite segments. As usual, not disappointed. (Ok so maybe I have a little fetish for smoking, leave me alone ~)
• Rectum? He nearly died.
• Live + wonder

Thursday, December 3

Black suit, white shirt, blue tie with light grey square pattern, french cuffs with rather interesting cufflinks.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Tiger’s “just do it” approach. hehehehehe.
• He couldn’t come to Montreal? ;-;
• “For those of you who don’t have access to a skeleton track, but want a taste of the excitement, just lie down on the sidewalk and crap your pants.”
• Oh god that sweater.
• I “aww’d” a little when the speedskater patted rejected-Stephen on the head hahah.

Ok, I’m just going to gush a tiny bit here. He is so adorable. So. adorable. Sometimes I just get overwhelmed with how ridiculous adorable he is. Really. Love him so much. ~____~ ANYWAY, I hope everyone enjoyed this!

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4

Hey everyone! This week was really fun, show-wise. ALSO I JUST BOOKED MY ‘COLBERT REPORT’TICKETS FOR THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY. OH MAN. OH MAN. OH MAN. IF THIS WHOLE POST COULD BE IN CAPSLOCK, IT WOULD BE.

Monday, November 16

Grey suit, white on white vertical striped shirt, light blue tie with dark blue pattern, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I actually don’t like him in grey as much as in black, especially black pinstripe.
• The “Obama’s bow” segment was infuriating. Man I hate the news.
• The Word was SO good. So many “~_~” moments.
• BRAI-AINS!
• In bed.

Tuesday, November 17

Black wide pinstripe suit, light blue shirt, burgundy tie with light blue dot pattern, french cuffs
BKAD: Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue and white vertical stripes, barrel cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Pinstripes? French cuffs? Oh. Oh.
• For that kind of money, I could go to the Taco Bell value menu and walk out with two burritos on my feet!
• “Museum of Pez Memorabilia” reference on BKAD reminded me of the Steve Carell segment on TDS where he interviewed the guy who thought Pez would be the new currency after Y2k. It was so good.
• WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MALL? I WANNA BUY A PAIR OF RASPBERRY CORDUROYS. THEY ARE SO MASSIVE.
• Malcom Gladwell is pretty goofy looking, but I daresay his books look interesting! Also, he was on this Newsweek “Thought Leaders” list with Jon Stewart.

Wednesday, November 18

Black suit, white shirt, red and navy diagonally striped tie, french cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• He really does look so good in bold colours.
• I love when he says things that are out-of-character while still in character (The fact that this book is a steaming pile of s***…). SO, if I may, HOT. Ngh.
• The balls montage was hilarious.
• Norah Jones was adorable. (“Don’t you like your fans enough to be caught snorting coke in your underwear?”)

Thursday, November 19

Black suit, white shirt, black tie with white polka dots, french cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Did anyone else spend this whole episode flipping between David Letterman and TCR? Maybe I was the only moron who just *has* to see it when it airs as opposed to the re-run/online episodes. I’m the worst. ;-;
• I feel like we’ve been seeing a lot of this tie? I like it though.
• OoOh, Oscar Wilde reference.
• Let’s see if dinner’s on me…. It is not.
• I love that TDS had literally the exact same thing to say about John Roberts not knowing what “gaywad” was: Really? You dont know what a gaywad is? Really.

C’est tout! I hope you enjoyed, again.

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4

Hey ya’ll! I’m just a little excited because I met somebody today! Somebody at the bookstore! Somebody who has the same taste in literature as I do! Oh, and the adventure begins again. Edition: Kinda goofy.

Monday, November 9

Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, navy, red & white striped tie, french cuffs
BKAD: Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue and white diagonal stripes, no cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• I like to think he’s really always as excited as he acts at the beginning of the show. :3
• He never wears barrel cuffs anymore ;-;
• I love when BKAD interviewees actually look like they’re have as good a time as Stephen appears to be having.

Tuesday, November 10

Black suit, white shirt, black tie with pink dots, no cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• brb, playin’ the smokey water flute
• AH! The dance-behind-Barney-Frank dance! Always loved it so much.
• The Islamic Revolution Pheasant. Oh. Man. Lol.
• He is so cute holy god. This is not even a comment on the show, just, he is and you know it, internets.
• Trying really hard right now to not write something wholly inappropriate involving a few choice euphemisms and/or ice cream. All ending in “I’m all for that, baby.”

And there is no way I was about to NOT screencap this:

Wednesday, November 11

Black thin pinstripe suit, white shirt, navy tie with silver square pattern, no cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• Ooh, free yogurALKJFEIOLFJSAFFFFFFFF.
• A lot in this episode reminded me of I Am America (And So Can You). ‘Specially the Pox News cast, teehee. What if – liberals won…
• Continued on page lettuce.

Because, “reading a hamburger” is perhaps equally as goofy as eating one.

Thursday, November 12

Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with purple pattern, french cuffs

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

• In your face and massively dope.
• Award-winning xenophobe. Oh how poignant~
• “Ahhhh I think I know everything! Guatemalan werewolves are massing on our borders!” – Lou Dobbs/Stephen Colbert
• That guy is loaded.
• Yes! Another rendition of Star Spangled Banner, complete with ridiculous harmonies. :D

And I will end on this note:

Fin!

• Fangirl Suit Report – Week of March 8, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Week of March 1st, 2010
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
• Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4