“We have a really big show tonight, but it’s a little sensitive, so call it ‘husky’. This is The Colbert Report!“ Tibet or not Tibet: “Tonight, I don’t report on the crushing of dissidents in Tibet. Sorry, monks! Next time, get reincarnated in America.” Run-up to the Pennsylvania primary First guest: Eric Alterman (Author, Why [...]

A Colbert Report Special ReporT: Watershift Down – Getting the Sea Monkey Off of America’s Aqua-back. World Water Day and Aqua Colbert “H2O=Life” from the American Museum of Natural History, with Melanie Stiassny Dean Kamen – inventor and Founder of DEKA Research – displays his vapor compression distiller for water purification. Someone discovers a way [...]

“Hey Stephen! Don’t forget to stop thinking out loud. This is The Colbert Report!“ Reverend Wrong: “Tonight, the controversy about Barack Obama’s former pastor rages on. Though not as much as his former pastor.” Democralypse Now: Barack Obama and Reverend Wright The Wørd: The Gospel of John Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger: [...]

If you’re just waking up, *that’s* how you celebrate St. Patrick’s Day! This is The Colbert Report! Don’t Fear the Preacher: “Tonight, Barack Obama gives a landmark speech on race in America. Meanwhile, John McCain delivers a fiery speech to kids on his lawn.” Barack Obama’s speech and Rev. Jeremiah Wright The Colbert Report: Dorito’s [...]

“Hey, Burger King! Isn’t it time you named an heir? This is The Colbert Report!“ Who Is That Mosqued Man? “Tonight, is Barack Obama a Muslim? I examine the facts and come up with a ‘yes’ anyway.” Democralypse Now: The Delightful Dismemberment of the Democratic Hopescape Geraldine Ferraro Barack Obama and the Muslim rumor First [...]

If I had a nickel for every time I was wrong, I’d be broke. This is The Colbert Report!“ Whore Today, Gone Tomorrow: “Tonight, Eliot Spitzer resigns as governor of New York. Where will he find comfort in this difficult time?” Stephen is the meat in a Spitzer sandwich Smokin’ Pole: The Fight For Arctic [...]

“Hey, Blood Bank! That cookie sucked. I want my blood back. This is The Colbert Report!“ McCain in the Membrane: Tonight! I take another look at John McCain. You have to check in on him now and then to make sure he hasn’t dozed off. The Lip-Bite index of regret Stephen’s new line of greeting [...]

“Daylight Savings Time starts Sunday. Maybe that’ll get us out of this daylight debt crisis. This is The Colbert Report!“ Protect America Axed: “Tonight: House Democrats refuse to renew a wiretapping bill. Sounds like someone’s got something to hi-ide!” The Wørd: AT & Treason Raging Dr. Colbert: “Then, news about cholesterol you don’t want to [...]

“Forget the wind. The answer, my friend, is blowin’ out my mouth. This is The Colbert Report!“ Dems The Breaks: Tonight! Barack sees his shadow. Seven more weeks of Primaries. Brett Favre retires from something. Mike Huckabee retires from the Republican Primaries. Will the Democrats tear themselves apart? Special Guest: Robert Reich – author, Supercapitalism: [...]