Episode 4070 (05/29/2008)

“Early to bed and early to rise makes you a loser. Let’s party all night long. This is The Colbert Report!” Blue State Special: “Tonight! Should Michigan delegates be seated at the Democratic convention? Or will they have to hit up the scalpers? ” Shout Out! – Houston, we lost the loo Democralypse Now: The […]

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Episode 4069 (05/28/2008)

“Tonight’s show is brought to you by the number one and the letter ‘me.’ This is The Colbert Report!“ Seventh Inning Kvetch: “Tonight, Little League baseball players are under attack. And not just by the rival team’s fathers.” The Major Baseball League warns Little League baseball teams not to use trademarked team names The WØRD: […]

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Episode 4067 (05/15/2008)

“Good things come to those who wait. [pause] This is The Colbert Report!” Open Big House: “Tonight, states are releasing prisoners early to save money. This is your lucky day, Wesley Snipes.” It’s American Craft Beer Week John Edwards endorses Barack Obama President Bush addresses the Israeli Knesset The Wørd: Jail Sweet Jail Tax & […]

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Episode 4066 (5/14/08)

Okay, I have to go to bed very soon because of a 7a dentist appointment, but I wanted to leave this post up if you’d like to talk about tonight’s show. Share your thoughts in the comments: Yay for another WPTS shoutout! Laura Dern: Tall guest or tallest guest? Grover Norquist: Pretty serious nailing, yes? […]

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Episode 4063 (05/08/2008)

First Segment: Stephen interviews American Astronaut and Colbert Nation Hero Garrett Reisman… IN SPACE! Second Segment: Gas as a not for profit industry Third Segment: Arianna Huffington – owner of Huffington Post and author, Right Is Wrong In closing: Fireside Chat: Albert Hoffman – RIP Guest Plug: Right Is Wrong: How the Lunatic Fringe Hijacked […]

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Episode 4062 (05/07/2008)

“You know what they say: when in Rome, get on a plane back to America. This is The Colbert Report!“ List and Shout: “Tonight, who is on the terrorist watch list? And why does the terrorist watch list know so many terrorists? Better put that list on the list.” Desk Guest: Hasan Elahi, professor, artist, […]

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Episode 4060 (05/05/2008)

“Happy Cinco de Mayo! Remember, tomorrow is a great day to buy a used piñata. This is The Colbert Report!“ Petroleum Sell-y: “Tonight: Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday. And it goes over like an unleaded balloon.” The TIME 100 outrage Gas Tax Holiday The WØRD: Free Gas! Best In Show: “Plus, I name […]

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Episode 4059 (05/01/2008)

“I started my Kentucky Derby party early; I’m full of julep and I’ve got a gun. This is The Colbert Report!“ Silver Screed: “Tonight: The summer movies are coming out. My advice? Just stay home and burn a good book.” Wedding advice for Jenna Bush Trailers That Are Destroying America: Summer Movie Edition Indiana Jones […]

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Episode 4056 (04/28/2008)

“A great man once said, ‘This is the Colbert Report’. Wait, that was me! This is The Colbert Report!“ GM Used Corn and I Don’t Care: “Tonight, ethanol solves the energy crisis! Is there any problem alcohol can’t solve?” The Miley Cyrus/Annie Leibovitz kerfuffle Howard Dean and “Electability” Climate change and ethanol The WØRD: Kernel […]

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Episode 4055 (4/24/08)

“The truth shall set you free! Unless you killed somebody, in which case remember, tell the cops that they were breathing when you left. This is The Colbert Report!“ Hungry Hungry Humans: “Tonight, the global food shortage reaches America. Just in time for swimsuit weather.” Threatdown! Little League Bulls Bees Rationing Bears Paved New World: […]

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