Today, not one, but TWO different people are asking Stephen Colbert to mock them openly on The Colbert Report. First, we have a lady who suggests renaming a small town in New Mexico “Canton” for the express purpose of being mocked (and props to the author for the They Might Be Giants shoutout): Why can’t [...]

And yet another Canton gets indignant and requests a visit from Stephen Colbert before he passes judgement. And another threat of violence. For me personally, Canton hasn’t been the same since their neighboring town, Ben Wheeler, shut down the Round-Up Cafe. The chicken fried steak and pie at the Round-Up was absolutely legendary, and their [...]