Episode 1013 (11/07/2005)

“Somebody get a bucket, I think I’m gonna Truth. This is The Colbert Report!“ Burning Down La Maison: Riots in Paris. Stephen Colbert’s Rioting Do’s & Dont’s. The Wørd: Hoser Silent Nights: Threat Down! 5) Pirates! 4) Canadian Optometrists 3) Professional Musicians 2) Romance Novels 1) Bears EL…I…OT: Eliot Spitzer, New York State Attorney General, […]

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Episode 1012 (11/03/2005)

“Get on your tippy toes, America. You must be this tall to ride the Truth-Coaster. This is The Colbert Report!“ Noises Off: Oliver Stone. The Wørd: Shhhh! Man Behaving Bradley: Bradley Whitford, Actor – NBC’s ‘West Wing’ Hot Tubbs-Jones: Better Know a District (3/435): Ohio’s Fightin’ 11th featuring Rep. Stephanie Tubbs-Jones. Judge Tubbs. In closing: […]

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Episode 1011 (11/02/2005)

“A wop bop a loo bop a wop bam Truth. This is The Colbert Report!“ Times and Punishment: Fatwas. CSPAN in Closed Session. New York Times prints a correction. The Wørd: Cat Mart of Darkness: Wal-Mart War Room. ‘I called It!’ Man O’Manna: Bruce Feiler, Author: ‘Walking the Bible’, ‘Where God was Born’. In closing: […]

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Episode 1010 (11/01/2005)

“Is that Truth in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you? This is The Colbert Report!” Smokin’ Bowles: Prince Charles and Camilla arrive in America. The Wørd: Camilla-Mania Feets, Don’t Fail Me Now: The Colbert Report Emergency Evacuation Manual Third Degree to Burns: Ken Burns, Documentarian: “Civil War”, “Baseball”, “Jazz” Doing Good: […]

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Episode 1009 (10/31/2005)

“Shave off your body hair and put on your bike shorts. You just grabbed the yellow jersey in the Tour de Truth. This is The Colbert Report!” Fitz and Sass: Boo! Legal News The Wørd: Alito C’mon C’Monica: Monica Crowley – Host: MSNBC’s “Connected: Coast to Coast” The Fast and The Fudginess: Stephen Settles the […]

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Episode 1008 (10/28/2005)

“Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk. I’m gonna Truth you all night long. This is The Colbert Report!” Withdrawl Method: White Pumpkins. The Wørd: Quitter. My Big Fat Botched Nomination: Stephen’s Bookshelf of Broken Dreams. Harriet Miers and the Gauntlet of Fire: Better Know A District, Massachusetts’ Fightin’ 4th! Democratic Congressman Barney […]

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Episode 1008 (10/27/2005)

“Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk. I’m gonna Truth you all night long. This is The Colbert Report!” Withdrawl Method: White Pumpkins. The Wørd: Quitter. My Big Fat Botched Nomination: Stephen’s Bookshelf of Broken Dreams. Harriet Miers and the Gauntlet of Fire: Better Know A District, Massachusetts’ Fightin’ 4th! Democratic Congressman Barney […]

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Episode 1007 (10/26/2005)

“Strike up the klezmer and start acting like a man. You’re about to have a Truth Mitzvah. This is The Colbert Report!” Naan-Issue: Wi-Fi Tech Support. The number 2000. The Wørd: Perspective Not the Crazy Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson – Astrophysicist, Director: Hayden Planetarium Charlize and the Boner Factory: Tip of the Hat, Wag of […]

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Episode 1006 (10/25/2005)

“I swallowed 20 condoms full of Truth and I’m about to smuggle them across the border. This is The Colbert Report!” Bernake!: New Fed Reserve Chairman, Rosa Parks The Wørd: Overrated Copperfield!: Threat Down! 5: Wal-Mart! 4: Bears! 3: Eight year old Girls! 2: Magic! 1: Anti-Bacterial Soap! Behrendt!: Greg Behrendt, comedian and author of […]

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Episode 1005 (10/24/2005)

“It’s time to jump down, turn around and pick a bale of Truth. This is The Colbert Report!” This Blows!: Hurricane Wilma. Re-purposing Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Trace Gallagher. Quagmiers: Harriet Miers’ nomination The Wørd: Pussy Trip to the Lou: Lou Dobbs, host of CNN’s ‘Lou Dobbs Tonight’ Give or Let Die: Bring ‘em […]

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