Hey, Zoners! What did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ Was there a specific moment or joke that you particularly liked? I thought the interview with Adam Gopnik was very interesting. I also enjoyed the farewell to Conan O’Brien, but the highlight of the show for me was definitely the segment with Ed Colbert. I really liked his on camera personality and it was fun watching Stephen interact with him.

Here are a few memorable quotes from tonight’s show:

• You know what Abe here needs? A little fun. Oh my God! Oh my God! … He was a unicorn. Mary Todd wasn’t crazy after all!
• My gut tells me everybody is right. I haven’t been this confused since the last time I watched ‘Wheel of Fortune.’
• Hey, I’m talking to my brother!
• I’m not a public figure? … I did run for office. Have you ever watched this show?
• Stephen Colbert: Who do you really think is right? Ed Colbert: Who’s paying me?
• John F. Kennedy. Oh my God! It was suicide!
• Darwin drove a stake through God’s heart with his words.
• I’m going to mention that to my wife tonight. Honey, I’m very tolerant of your beliefs.
• Hi! I didn’t see you there because TV only works in one direction.

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Wasn’t this a great episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ I enjoyed every segment tonight! I get so excited when Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton appears on TCR. She and Stephen are always funny together and you can tell that they geniunely like and respect each other.

The Glenn Beck segment was hilarious! I see that I’m not missing much by refusing to watch the Fox News Channel. I also liked the joke about the mother of the octuplets. I was thrilled that Stephen mentioned her because I had been twittering about her situation right before the show started.

Here are a few notable quotes:

• Shhh! Don’t tell that octuplets woman it’s available.
• Our Founding Fathers were complete douche bags whose words must be followed. Hands tied.
• She is like a fly that keeps on buzzing no matter how many times you swat it away.
• I generally am the one who manipulates my audience.
• I do not swallow ma’am.
• So genetics is bullsh*t is what you’re saying.
• Just do what your dog tells you. It worked for Son of Sam.
• Nation, Glenn Beck is going unappreciated in his time.

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So, Zoners, what did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ For me, the highlight of the show was “The Wørd: Loyal Opposition.” I also enjoyed the Shout Out! segment. I got a kick out of Stephen’s character breaks. He never seemed quite ready for that graphic did he?

Here are a few notable quotes:

• Visa: It’s everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
• It’s a coin toss – If people still had coins.
• I don’t ever want to stop somebody applauding me.
• Not Maine! Then where would we get our deodorant that doesn’t work?
• Grand Old Pity Party
• That would be offensive. [Not As Much As 'Barack The Magic Negro']
• Bill Kristol Meth
• To the victor goes the spoiled economy.
• That is pharmaceutical grade hive jive.
• ‘Hotties of the Persian Gulf’ calendar

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Hey, Zoners! What did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ I must admit that I’m so tragically unhip, I didn’t know anything about TV on the Radio before tonight’s show. Because I enjoyed their interview and performance, I’m definitely going to check out more of their music.

Here are a few memorable quotes:

• Did you know that peruse means the opposite of what I think it does?
• This was a Microsoft release. There is no way it didn’t have some virus.
• Irreconcilable sameness.
• Big news nation, my throat is officially golden. Last night, I won a Grammy! … I have always been good at speaking words.
• God meant for divorce to be between a man and a woman. It’s right there in the Bible.
• The Japanese have learned how to poop gold.
• You mean it was one of those loser non-televised categories?
• What? Who won? … GOOOOORE!!!!!
• Al Gore stole my Grammy. Fine. I don’t care. Grammys are stupid!
• Isn’t it funny how the Grammys are so irrelevant now?
• Why would you ever leave cookie mountain? It sounds delicious.

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I can’t believe it’s already Thursday night! What a great week, huh? I thought the shows were all excellent. We had a lot of interesting R.A.P.S. discussions, too!

So, Zoners, what did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ For me, the entire show was a win. Because I liked it all, I’m not yet sure how I will vote in the poll. What were the highlights of this episode for you? Please share your thoughts with us in the comments.

Here are some of my favorite quotes:

• What’s in the stimulus package? I’m guessing High-fructose corn syrup because that stuff is in everything.
• Good to have me with you.
• Some hideous monster ate my seal. Oh My God! That’s an elephant seal? This is worse than having the Elephant Man named after you.
• Well, I’m sure he’s got a very nice personality.
• That description was funded by the Mixed Metaphor Preservation Act.
• The end is near. Jesus, I’ll meet you at the Arby’s, where I assume we will both be working.
• You see, with federal money, they could have bought more subtle writing.
• Three leaves and shiny, keep away from the hiney.
• Nation, if these scouts keep it up, they can finally earn the coveted hypocrisy badge.
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You can start by hating yourself.

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ZOMG!!! What an awesome episode of ‘The Colbert Report!’ At one point, I was laughing so hard, I was crying. I especially liked the parody of Christian Bale’s meltdown, watching Steve Martin wander around the set, and the interview segment. Wasn’t the read-off hysterical?

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So, Zoners, what did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ “The Wørd: Army of One” was my favorite segment tonight, but I have to admit that I laughed way too much after the dog humping joke. Man’s best friend. HAHAH!!! I loved the toss with Jon Stewart, too!

Here are some notable quotes:

• Or, as Christian Bale might put it, ‘Hey, it’s f@#king distracting!’
• Rush Limbaugh is the future of the Republican Party. [This Is 1993, Right?]
• It’s kind of like what talk radio does for unattractive men. [And Whatever Glenn Beck Is]
• Wall Street is full of a lot of things but clearly shame is not one of them.
• If your private chef isn’t creating new animal hybrids for you to eat, maybe you should go see what’s on Spike.
• If there’s one thing poor people love, it’s an apology. That’s why, when I cross beggars on the street, I always say, ‘Sorry.’
• Non-rich people just don’t understand the convenience of a toilet that walks to you.

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I really enjoyed this episode of ‘The Colbert Report.’ Stephen tossing his hair back, the dinosaur impression, the interview with Dan Zaccagnino, and The Sound of Music themed farewell were some of my favorite moments. What were the high points of the show for you, Zoners? As always, please feel free to leave a comment or add a write-in vote for something not included in the poll.

Here are a few memorable quotes:

• I can’t tell you home much that ovation means to me… There are times when I feel like a dinosaur…
• If I’m not paying you, then that means I’m not discriminating. I’m just being a jerk.
• Anderson, everything is going to be okay. You just got a whiff of Lou Dobbs.
• They don’t call it ’similar to yogurt’ for nothing.
• And these days, them is all around us.
• Holy sh*t! Is he walking a cat?
• NPPA: A shadowy network that gathers in dark rooms and fears overexposure.
• I’m beginning to feel like we didn’t really nail this guy.
• I’m suddenly very angry with you. I forgot to be angry.
• That is just eye poppin’ fresh right there.
• I always have hundreds of people thinking about my show.

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