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fangirl-suit-report-logoG’day, Zoners!  I know, I’m like 1453456 weeks late.  So without further ado, let’s get this show on the road.

Monday, October 5

A grey suit, royal blue patterned tie, white shirt, and barrel cuffs. this is a nice tie color.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Andrew! Sharp dresser. (Black suit, red tie, silvery blue shirt.)
  • Nice basketball shorts. He’s got some serious game!

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Tuesday, October 6

Blue suit, silver tie with pattern, white striped shirt, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • “Love me, or hate me, (love me…)” This pretty much sums up the Colbert philosophy.
  • Lara Logan is gettin’ flirty! She can afford to with that cute outfit…
  • Oh, that Tom Brokaw impersonation is precious.
  • We love the freaky right ear! Right, guys? *pause for shouts of approval from the crowd*
  • Who else died laughing during the Deniro one?

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Wednesday, Oct. 7

Black pinstripe suit, tomato red patterned tie, bright white shirt, and barrel cuffs. Lookin’ cute today!

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Oh, Tom DeLay. So sad. That shirt.
  • Ennui Meal. love it.
  • every once in a while I’m reminded how wonderful his smile is…

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Thursday, October 8

Charcoal grey suit, a lovely striped tie of an indigo color, white shirt, and french cuffs. Awesome ensemble today. A+.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Awww poor intern.
  • Oct. 21, 2008: good suit.
  • on the drums today instead of a guitar solo! likin’ it.

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On that note, I’m afraid I’ve got some sad news.  Since this year in school I have such a demanding schedule, I struggle to find time to even watch the episodes, and writing and compiling the report each week is taking a lot of my already sparse time.  I regret to say that this will be my last Fangirl Suit Report, at least for a while.  Trust me when I say that this was an incredibly hard decision to make, because I truly enjoy writing for NoFactZone and doing my own special part as a member of the Colbert Nation; and I enjoy even more the feedback I get from fellow Zoners who love it as much as I do.  Of course, I won’t be dissapearing altogether; I’ll do my best to comment on posts and participate whenever I can.  I’ve truly been blessed with this opportunity, and I hope that whoever ends up taking over the FSRs loves it as much as I do.  And so with that, I’ll leave you with one of my favorite pieces of eye candy:

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God bless,

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fangirl-suit-report-logoGood evening, folks!  Well, I’m late as it is, so let’s cut to the chase and get this show on the road.

Tuesday, September 22

Charcoal grey pinstripe suit, navy patterned tie, light blue shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • He seems really pumped tonight!
  • I don’t think we can ever get enough of that ram horn.
  • THE ATONE PHONE RETURNS!! ALONG WITH JEFF GOLDBLUM!!
  • Cute hats.
  • “Thank you for dressing up for the occasion.”

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And one more just because Jeff is a cutie:

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Tuesday, September 23

Black pinstripe suit, yellow and plum striped tie, white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • I love this suit today!! Especially the tie!
  • Hee, “mumu enthusiast.”
  • He speaks Iranian!
  • “I hate your tie.”

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Thursday, September 24

Grey pinstripe suit, bright red/silver/navy striped tie, light blue shirt, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • His hair has regained some of its loft!

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That about wraps it up for this very short week, Zoners!  I’m reminded this week, because of Stephen’s comment about AJ Jacobs’s tie and Jeff Goldblum’s countless appearances, of what the guests are wearing.  Who do you think has been the best dressed guest on the show?


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fangirl-suit-report-logoWell, well, well, well, Zoners!  As our friend Jerri Blank would say, “Long-y time no see-um!”  I’m thrilled, as I’m sure we all are, to have the Report back along with the perks that come with it, namely the FSR.  Let’s begin, shall we?

Monday, September 14

Stephen returns to us with a black suit, a navy tie with square pattern, a white and blue pinstripe shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • His hair looks so cute!
  • I love that purple antiquing sweater of his.
  • I think that autotune microphone bit almost killed me.

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Tuesday, September 15

Gray herringbone suit, black tie with square pattern, light blue shirt and french cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Mmm. First french cuffs of the season.

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Wednesday, September 16

Charcoal grey suit, deep burgundy red tie, white shirt, and french cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • 2 french cuffs in a row! Woo-hoo!
  • that Irish dialect is adorable.
  • Wayne Coyne is stylin’! You rock that orange feather!

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Thursday, September 17

Black suit, hunter green and sky blue striped tie, light blue and white striped shirt, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Plaxico’s sweatpants are pretty devious.

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This just in: Stephen Colbert is a cutie pie.

Well, this just about wraps it up for this week’s FSR.  It sure was a long and tough break, but we somehow pulled through! Our discussion question: What did you miss the most?  Personally, I missed finding eye candy for you all.


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fangirl-suit-report-logoGood evening, everyone, and happy Saturday!  This report would have been out yesterday, but I was out screaming my lungs out at a concert by indie rock band and Friends of the Show The Decemberists!  (Though I didn’t see Colin Meloy or the rest sporting their WristStrong bracelets… moving on.)

Monday, August 10

Starting  the week with a gray pinstripe suit, blue patterned tie, white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Ha! That shoe-microwave had a little toy car glued to the bottom.
  • I think we need to send out a search party for Putin’s shirt.
  • Is that the Gorton’s Fisherman? That poor intern.
  • Stephen is such a flirt!

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Tuesday, August 11

Black pinstripe suit, red and gold-patterned tie, off-white shirt, and french cuffs!

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • French cuffs and a red tie?  This is my lucky day!
  • How did that bike lane get there? That poor biker.

right before the impact! Still wondering how they rigged that airbag.

Right before the impact. I’m still wondering how they rigged that airbag under there.

Wednesday, August 12

Black suit, navy/cornflower striped tie, white shirt, barrel cuffs.

ADDITONAL NOTES:

  • First Stephen gets his hair cut off, and now JOE?!?! When will the madness end?!

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Thursday, August 13

Blue suit, canary yellow tie with pattern, ice blue shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • His hair looks really good for some reason.
  • CHEATING DEATH! The character breaks are starting up early tonight!
  • He totally looks like Lex Luthor.

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Well, that’s it for this week!  You know, the Colbert Report has had a history of having really great musical guests on the show, from the Decemberists, to Yusuf (Cat Stevens) to the “Playing for Change” folks.  Which have been your favorites?


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fangirl-suit-report-logoWelcome to another FSR! As the month of August commences, and the summer is slowly waning,  I’m certainly glad I’ve got this weekly post on which to look forward, to fend off the ever-growing puddle which tends to appear around my melting brain the longer and longer I’m out of school.  Let’s get started, shall we?

Monday, August 3

Wearing a black pinstripe suit, a creamy yellow patterned tie, light blue shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITONAL NOTES:

  • I laughed too hard at “Reading Rambo.” And darn that kid for getting those signed Harry Potter books!  Insane jealousy, right over here.
  • WHERE IS THE BUTTON?!

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Tuesday, August 4

Gray pinstripe suit, brick red tie with pattern, off-white shirt, french cuffs.  This one gets my vote for favorite suit of the week!

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Not the watch!!
  • 1970s? Did you see what they wore?!

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Wednesday, August 5

Black pinstripe suit, gray patterned tie, off-white shirt and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • His hair looks nice!!
  • Jaws-a Claus.  Too good.

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Thursday, August 6

Grey gabardine suit, deep navy patterned tie, white shirt, barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • HA, I can tell he was mouthing the words to “Birthday Sex” while the clip was playing. :)
  • Stephen has such a big crush on Meryl Streep it’s not even funny. Okay, it’s a little funny.  But mostly cute.

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That just about wraps up this week’s FSR!   Prompted by the cocktail interview, our discussion topic:  what’s one of your favorite creative interviews that’s been on the show?  Mine is the “Cooking with Feminists” one.  It remains a classic.  Thoughts?


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fangirl-suit-report-logoHello!  Man, there were some nice suits this week, amirite? Let’s expatiate and expound.

Monday, July 27

Kicking off this lovely week with a black pinstripe suit, a light silver patterned tie, white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Princess Leia buns. Love it.
  • Oh, Movits! has style!
  • haircut!

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Tuesday, July 28

Deep blue suit, wild strawberry tie with a pattern, white shirt, and a gorgeous pair of french cuffs!

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Cute opening.
  • MUTTONCHOPS?!

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Wednesday, July 29

Gray herringbone suit, indigo/navy (zoners, what would you call that color? Whatever it is, it’s gorgeous…) tie, periwinkle shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • Silk blend?! Stephen, you’re skimping on me.

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Thursday, July 30

Black pinstripe suit; maroon, cornflower, and navy striped tie; silky blue shirt and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • That “Jeremeh” character break is definitely a keeper.
  • I like those bowties and stupid glasses!
  • Kathryn’s shoes are pretty.

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There’s that gorgeous smile again.  Weak in the knees, I tell ya!  I had a really hard time narrowing Friday down just to two screencaps!!  So, prompted by MeTunes, this week’s discussion: what’s your favorite segment graphic? Mine is between “Cheating Death,” “MeTunes,” and “Judge, Jury, and Executioner.”


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fangirl-suit-report-logoGood evening, Zoners!  I can’t seem to think of a creative intro right now.  Just sit back, relax, maybe enjoy a zero-gravity Snickers bar.  Here we go!

Monday, July 20

Stephen wears a black thin-pinstriped suit, a black tie with silver square pattern, a white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • I like this suit. Sharp.
  • I’m glad news anchors still wear ties.
  • He can play it all!
  • I hope he’s not letting the puppies under his desk get to all the beer that’s under there too.

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Tuesday, July 21

Wearing a charcoal (windowpane?) suit, a midnight blue patterned tie, a light blue shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITONAL NOTES:

  • That zero-gravity Snickers bar was hillarious.
  • Haha baby Stephen!!
  • I totally joined in with the harmony to “Hakuna Matata.”

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Adorable.

Wednesday, July 22

In my favorite suit of the week, Stephen has a deep gray suit, lilac tie with polka dots, a pale silver shirt, and French cuffs!!

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • The cape!! “Xenu out!”
  • Heaven Bacon. Mmmm.

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Thursday, July 23

Medium gray pinstripe suit, tomato-red patterned tie, white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITONAL NOTES:

  • ¡Dalí!
  • DEATH TO THE KAISER!

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That’s it for this week’s Suit Report! I hope you’ve enjoyed these screencaps as much as I have.  This week’s topic roused by the Snickers incident: favorite character break? (I may have asked this one before. Oh well.)


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fangirl-suit-report-logoG’day, folks!  I know this is a little late, as usual. I had a particularly packed weekend, and I was left without internet AND episodes since Thursday.  Yikes! But I’m back, and abscence certainly has made the heart grow fonder. The fondness, I mean, of gathering screencaps for all of you lovely people to enjoy.

Monday, July 13

Kicking off the week with a deep navy suit, a royal blue tie with silver stripes, a striped white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • That glove!! I’m dying.
  • I’ve never seen him drop the pen!

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Tuesday, July 14

Stephen wears a black pinstripe suit, a light mango tie with pattern, a pale blue shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • I loved when he “passed out” at the beginning. Hee.
  • The things that I laughed very hard at: Senator Wences, the Blues Clues reference, “Squid pro quo,” “Pitcher in the Oat.”
  • I like Gbowee’s dress.

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Wednesday, July 15

A gray suit, navy patterned tie, a white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITONAL NOTES:

  • I love this suit!
  • He keeps that puppy handy, doesn’t he?
  • Paul Lynde!! <3

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Thursday, July 16

Wearing a navy suit, a powder blue/navy/white striped tie, a white shirt, and barrel cuffs.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

  • I’m lovin’ the tie! He looks especially sharp tonight.
  • That hand burn looks painful!
  • How many dogs does he have under there?!?! OH IT’S WEARING A TIE. How cute!!

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It was hard to get a good screencap for that one! they both kept fidgeting! Moving on.  That concludes this long-awaited FSR.  This week’s topic of discussion:  What has been your favorite live prop used on the show?  I particularly liked the repeated use of the puppy this week and last.


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