When life deal you lemons, make scrambled eggs. I make the worst scrambled eggs. This is The Colbert Report!” In God We Invest: “The economic crisis drives people back to church. I assume to skim off the collection plates.” Stephen celebrates a day of prayer for himself. Father James Martin explains why people are seeking [...]

It’s Groundhog Day. Gentlemen, start your groundhogs! This is The Colbert Report!” Iceland of the Lost: “The government collapses in Iceland, or as it will soon be known thanks to global warming, Landland.” Icelanders eat Skyr Iceland has filed for bankruptcy Iceland has elected a gay prime minister Blood on the Tracks: “Are our railroads [...]

“Just twelve more hours until all those Bush countdown clocks explode! You fools! This is The Colbert Report!” King For A Day: “Tonight, I celebrate Martin Luther King the way I do every day: by refusing to ride the bus.” President-elect Obama declared it a day of service Stephen spent the day tending the grounds [...]

It’s my last show before Thanksgiving, so I’m going to pardon my turkey. I’m putting part in my stomach, and part in some sandwiches. This is The Colbert Report!” Black & White & All Over: “Tonight, does the Obama presidency mean the end of racism? And if so, does that mean I can stop pretending [...]

What’s the sound of one Me talking? This is The Colbert Report!” Wedding Banned: “Tonight, California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn” The Obamas Meet the Bushes Proposition 8 Protests Desk guest: Dan Savage – Sex columnist Double-O Stephen: “Then, Part 2 of my journey into the underground world of spy gadgets. They [...]