Episode 5006 (1/13/2009)

A house divided against itself cannot stand, but it’s worth squat in this market anyway. This is The Colbert Report!” Gas-Nost: “Tonight, Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.” Actually, this is still a better plotline than Tomorrow Never Dies. Union Jerk: “Plus a new […]

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Episode 4122 (9/29/2008)

“Nation, I will always make eye contact with you. This is The Colbert Report!” Wall Street Bleak: “Tonight, are we turning our back on the free market? And is that a good idea considering what it’s been doing to us from the front” Thanks but no thanks on that bail-out to nowhere The Wørd: Ye […]

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Episode 4121 (9/25/2008)

Early to bed, early to rise makes a man miss my show. This is The Colbert Report!” Debate and Switch: “Tonight, will there be a Presidential debate tomorrow? I say we settle that question with a debate” McCain Delay Debate? Nights in Rodanthe NYVP: “Then, Sarah Palin comes to New York City. I heard she […]

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Episode 4120 (9/24/2008)

“This message will self-destruct but only if you have one of those new exploding TVs. This is The Colbert Report!” Hey Bail!: “Tonight, the Wall Street bailout: Should we give Henry Paulson unchecked power or merely unfettered omnipotence” New York Times Columnist Joe Nocera 74th Secretary of Treasury Henry M. Paulson Jr. The Dog Shouterer: […]

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Episode 4119 (9/23/2008)

“Hey, autumnal equinox! If the nights are getting longer, why is my show still only a half-hour? This is The Colbert Report!” Bailing Wall: “Tonight, the government wants to spend $700 Billion to bail out Wall Street. What’s the quickest way to set-up a massive failing firm?” The Wørd: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherIn- TheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon’tFixThisByNextWeek! What Can Browne Do […]

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Episode 4119 (9/23/2008)

“Hey, autumnal equinox! If the nights are getting longer, why is my show still only a half-hour? This is The Colbert Report!” Bailing Wall: “Tonight, the government wants to spend $700 Billion to bail out Wall Street. What’s the quickest way to set-up a massive failing firm?” The Wørd: OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsingAndWeWillSoonBeDevouringEachOtherIn TheStreetsLikeDogsAndACrippledOne-EyedBoyWillBeKingIfWeDon’tFixThisByNextWeek! What Can Browne Do […]

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Episode 4113 (9/4/2008)

Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut. This is The Colbert Report!” Street Fighting Neighbor: “Tonight, hockey mom Sarah Palin delivers a rousing speech at the Republican Convention, though she was given five minutes for high-sticking” Sarah Palin is music to the Republicans’ ears Convention-al Warfare: “And the Republicans dish up […]

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