Before we go, we’re going to check in with our good friend Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report… Hello Zoners and Toss Fans! After an interminably long dry spell — four weeks! — we were finally treated to another Daily Show/Colbert Report Toss this week. And Stephen was too busy to participate! The Daily Show [...]
The Daily Show Toss Recap — week of 3/30/2009
April 4, 2009 By
Greetings, fellow Zoners! This is the inaugural post of a new feature at No Fact Zone, the weekly Daily Show Toss Recap. We got lucky this week with not one, but TWO Tosses from Jon Stewart at The Daily Show. This is always one of my favorite parts of the show — of both shows, [...]
Episode 5027 (2/25/2009)
February 26, 2009 By
It’s Ash Wednesday. For Lent, I’m giving up listening. This is The Colbert Report!” Yakety Barack: “Tonight: Obama’s address to Congress. Or, at least what I can hear through [puts fingers in his ears] BLEAHBLEAHBLEAHBLEAHBLEAH!”! Bobby Jindal: Republican party’s new rock star Barack Obama’s Congressional Address The Wørd: Ablacknophobia Segment 2: Tip of the Hat/Wag [...]
Episode 5019 (02/04/2009)
February 5, 2009 By
Here’s a brain teaser for you: Your brain is ugly. This is The Colbert Report!” Bishop Tut-Tut: “Tonight: Pope Benedict reinstates a holocaust-denying Bishop. Frankly, I’m skeptical of the evidence that he actually reinstated him.” Stephen’s Christian Bale-esque Freakout Yahweh or No Way – The Superbowl Award Whiner: “Then, I award myself the award for [...]
Episode 5011 (01/21/2009)
January 22, 2009 By
I, Stephen Colbert, promise faithfully to, I mean faithfully prom– F#!k it! Colbert Report!” O Say Can O See: “Tonight: It’s Obama’s first day, and the economy is still in the toilet. Some change!” President Yo-Yo Ma Election 2012: Change’s Revenge Guest via satellite: NBC Political Director Chuck Todd Trademarked for Death: “And I talk [...]
Episode 5001 (01/05/2009)
January 6, 2009 By
Segment 1: Intro Colbert & Colmes – Roland Burris Appointment Segment 2: Tek Jansen – Beginning’s First Dawn: Episode Three Segment 3: John King Colbert & Colmes – Colmes Gets Fired THE COLBERT BUMP – YOU’RE GETTING IT: John King – State of the Union In closing: “Well, that’s it for the show, everybody. Join [...]
Episode 4150 (11/18/2008)
November 19, 2008 By
If you ever forget to watch my show, just try this handy mneumonic: Watch My Show! This is The Colbert Report!” You Don’t Say: “Tonight, I tell you the one thing politicians won’t say, and the price list of what they will.” Joe Lieberman Learns His Fate The Wørd: Love Lost Vet Offensive: “Then I’ll [...]