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Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 11
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Heya! Here’s another installment of my infinite part series, Catching Up With What Should Have Already Been Done! ~_~
Monday, January 11
Black thin pinstripe suit, cranberry tie with light-coloured polka dot pattern, white shirt, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I realize this pretty much encompasses every segment of every episode, but I really do love when they point out the absolute inanity of media semantics.
- They honestly could have kept the camera on Morgan Freeman’s face for 22 minutes and I wouldn’t have ever stopped laughing.
- Faberge embryos
- Oh man, the Morgan Freeman interview was SO funny.
Tuesday, January 12
Black suit, white shirt, silver tie with blue square pattern, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Just noticed the words “all beef” in the opening credits heheh.
- The serious situation developing on the Jersey Shore. Oh-ho-ho-ho.
- i hope no one was watching this episode on acid.
- Hey, USF! I went there.
- I still think the Prescott Pharmaceutical side-effects are my favourite thing ever :3
Wednesday, January 13
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, solid eggplant tie (nice!), barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Ah, Stephen/TCR staff. Keep fighting the good fight. :’)
- I’ll just cover that up…with Snoopy.
Thursday, January 14th
Black suit, white pinstripe suit, gold tie with blue pattern, french cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Anything, of course, except Joe Biden. They need him to scare off the crows.
- Watercress Gate! (Although it is a little but odd that they’d lie about vegetables?)
- It was really cool that he didn’t joke about Haiti.
Dat’s all folks~! ‘Til next time! Hope you enjoyed!
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Fangirl Suit Report: Catching Up! – Week of January 4
Posted by: | CommentsHey everybody! Guess what! I’m in New York! I’ve been crazy busy with moving and organizing my classes and my apartment, but everything’s settled now :3. Get ready for a sort of huge fangirl update to make up for what I’ve missed! Week of January 4th today, week of January 11th tomorrow, and this week on Friday! Huzzah!
Monday, January 4
Black suit, white shirt, cornflower blue tie with darker blue pattern, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- My god….this….is The Colbert Report. kehehe.
- Oh man, he does look crisp. I love you, high definition.
- I watched the “dildo bomb” part with my grandpa ~_~
- I got my broom….I mounted it….now where’s the golden snitch?
Tuesday, January 5
Black pinstripe suit, light blue shirt, red tie with blue and yellow dot pattern, french cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Tiger wood’s exploding underwear. lol
- The graphics honestly do get scarier.
- God knows what he is. Belgian? Patchouli?
Wednesday, January 6
Grey suit, light blue shirt, navy tie with white polka dot pattern, french cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- He looks so good in HD. Uuuuunnnnfff
- Republicans won’t be able to contribute their valuable ideas! Like, “no.” and “nope.”
- CSPAN: We report. You don’t care.
- Good segue into the Linda Douglas aka Josephine Goebbels interview.
- I laughed so hard at the ADotW segment.
Thursday, January 7
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue square pattern, barrel cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- OMG the CSI David Caruso thing. :D
- In his best selling book the bible
- A boatfull of nuns and orphans and put them through a woodchipper
Welp, that’s all for, uh, a few weeks ago? It’s so so strange being in the same city as the show. It’s pretty crazy. Anyway I hope you all enjoy!
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of December 7
Posted by: | CommentsHay guys! First, can I just say how much I adore the NFZ Christmas banner? Oh my god. You guys are all brilliant. Anyway this weekend was rather eventful because, well, I got into school in NYC and I’ll be moving there in January BUT YOU GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I AM LIKE 3 BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE STUDIO I know, I know, please hate me. Please. I revel in your hatred. :3 And of course the Second City reunion! All the accounts were wonderful! Let’s ~celebrate~ with another trusty, (slightly delayed) FGSR! Hoooraaayyyy!
Monday, December 7
Black suit, white shirt with pale blue vertical stripes and purple accent, purple tie with lavender stripes, barrel cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I hate to sound like a broken record, but daym he looks fantastic in purple.
- His “emotional” voice totally gets to me ;-;
- Nailed you hot and hard. Heh. Heh. Heeeeeeeeh.
- Ugh, the air-quotes bit was brilliant, and Sean-Hannity-in-ironic-shirt really, just, great.
- Tongue turduken omg. What is. I don’t even.
Tuesday, December 8
Grey suit, white shirt, navy tie with pale yellow and burgundy stripes, barrel cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- His hair looked SO nice this week. So nice.
- MERRY CHRISTMAS, I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL. (I thought I’d just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that I am currently thinking of all the ways I can work in “oh but stphn how could anywhere be hell if you’re there <3___<3" without hating myself forever. This was my solution.)
- I really love all these weird popculture-y lists of nonsense things they’be been doing lately like with the Fed and the BKAMD.
- Oh this interview ~_~. Also, I wish I could type-laugh the way this guy laughed. Auh-huh-huh-huh-huh-auh.
Wednesday, December 9
Black suit, white shirt, magenta and pale purple tie, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I hate audience jokes. I hate audience jokes. I hate audience jokes.
- ‘Tip of the Hat, Fling of the Feces’ – so brilliant.
Thursday, December 10
Grey suit, white shirt, dark blue and grey striped tie, french cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Afghandyland. Oh. my. god. Oh my god.
- “Opium grower…opium grower…warlord who grows opium…aand thimble. …full of opium.”
- I think I had the same snowsuit. When I was seven.
- The bobsled team seemed so serious. But ~hilarious~.
I wannnaaaa be a part of it!
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of November 30
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Happy December everyone! It’s my favourite time of the year :D! Also, almost winter break time. Have to say I’m looking forward to it. So sorry this was delayed, just some trouble here, but, nothing TCR/Stephen Colbert can’t make better, right? Right.
Monday, November 30
Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with thick diagonal navy stripes with red outline, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- He looked sooo cute today. Oh man.
- During the interviews, whenever he asks a question, he opens his eyes big, and he looks like a deer. It’s great.
- “Change in spirit? So nothing.”
- Need I comment on the BKAL segment? Oh my god. The nuclear-bomb sound effects was AMAZING. I thought Mr. Cirincione was a really fantastic sport also. For some reason the “Oh no – yeah – oh god – yes…” banter at the end was really funny to me.
Tuesday, December 1
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, merlot tie with periwinkle and navy diagonal stripes (obnoxious colour names edition, I’m sorry I’m sorry), barrel cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I loved the Better Know a Made-Up District. The ridiculous references were just perfect.
- I dunno about you, but I thought “ET Phone Rome” was pretty funny.
- Gay-marrying meat on Fridays omg
- Great and hilarious interview with Mr. Consolmagno.
Wednesday, December 2
Black suit with large square pattern, white shirt, cranberry tie with white dot pattern, barrel cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Man, I hate Scrubs haha.
- The prophet loves lasagna! :3
- Cheating Death is one of my favourite segments. As usual, not disappointed. (Ok so maybe I have a little fetish for smoking, leave me alone ~)
- Rectum? He nearly died.
- Live + wonder
Thursday, December 3
Black suit, white shirt, blue tie with light grey square pattern, french cuffs with rather interesting cufflinks.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Tiger’s “just do it” approach. hehehehehe.
- He couldn’t come to Montreal? ;-;
- “For those of you who don’t have access to a skeleton track, but want a taste of the excitement, just lie down on the sidewalk and crap your pants.”
- Oh god that sweater.
- I “aww’d” a little when the speedskater patted rejected-Stephen on the head hahah.
Ok, I’m just going to gush a tiny bit here. He is so adorable. So. adorable. Sometimes I just get overwhelmed with how ridiculous adorable he is. Really. Love him so much. ~____~ ANYWAY, I hope everyone enjoyed this!
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of November 16
Posted by: | CommentsHey everyone! This week was really fun, show-wise. ALSO I JUST BOOKED MY ‘COLBERT REPORT’TICKETS FOR THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY. OH MAN. OH MAN. OH MAN. IF THIS WHOLE POST COULD BE IN CAPSLOCK, IT WOULD BE.
Monday, November 16
Grey suit, white on white vertical striped shirt, light blue tie with dark blue pattern, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I actually don’t like him in grey as much as in black, especially black pinstripe.
- The “Obama’s bow” segment was infuriating. Man I hate the news.
- The Word was SO good. So many “~_~” moments.
- BRAI-AINS!
- In bed.
Tuesday, November 17
Black wide pinstripe suit, light blue shirt, burgundy tie with light blue dot pattern, french cuffs
BKAD: Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue and white vertical stripes, barrel cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Pinstripes? French cuffs? Oh. Oh.
- For that kind of money, I could go to the Taco Bell value menu and walk out with two burritos on my feet!
- “Museum of Pez Memorabilia” reference on BKAD reminded me of the Steve Carell segment on TDS where he interviewed the guy who thought Pez would be the new currency after Y2k. It was so good.
- WILL YOU TAKE ME TO THE MALL? I WANNA BUY A PAIR OF RASPBERRY CORDUROYS. THEY ARE SO MASSIVE.
- Malcom Gladwell is pretty goofy looking, but I daresay his books look interesting! Also, he was on this Newsweek “Thought Leaders” list with Jon Stewart.
Wednesday, November 18
Black suit, white shirt, red and navy diagonally striped tie, french cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- He really does look so good in bold colours.
- I love when he says things that are out-of-character while still in character (The fact that this book is a steaming pile of s***…). SO, if I may, HOT. Ngh.
- The balls montage was hilarious.
- Norah Jones was adorable. (“Don’t you like your fans enough to be caught snorting coke in your underwear?”)
Thursday, November 19
Black suit, white shirt, black tie with white polka dots, french cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Did anyone else spend this whole episode flipping between David Letterman and TCR? Maybe I was the only moron who just *has* to see it when it airs as opposed to the re-run/online episodes. I’m the worst. ;-;
- I feel like we’ve been seeing a lot of this tie? I like it though.
- OoOh, Oscar Wilde reference.
- Let’s see if dinner’s on me…. It is not.
- I love that TDS had literally the exact same thing to say about John Roberts not knowing what “gaywad” was: Really? You dont know what a gaywad is? Really.
C’est tout! I hope you enjoyed, again.
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of November 9
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Hey ya’ll! I’m just a little excited because I met somebody today! Somebody at the bookstore! Somebody who has the same taste in literature as I do! Oh, and the adventure begins again. Edition: Kinda goofy.
Monday, November 9
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, navy, red & white striped tie, french cuffs
BKAD: Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with blue and white diagonal stripes, no cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I like to think he’s really always as excited as he acts at the beginning of the show. :3
- He never wears barrel cuffs anymore ;-;
- I love when BKAD interviewees actually look like they’re have as good a time as Stephen appears to be having.
Tuesday, November 10
Black suit, white shirt, black tie with pink dots, no cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- brb, playin’ the smokey water flute
- AH! The dance-behind-Barney-Frank dance! Always loved it so much.
- The Islamic Revolution Pheasant. Oh. Man. Lol.
- He is so cute holy god. This is not even a comment on the show, just, he is and you know it, internets.
- Trying really hard right now to not write something wholly inappropriate involving a few choice euphemisms and/or ice cream. All ending in “I’m all for that, baby.”
And there is no way I was about to NOT screencap this:
Wednesday, November 11
Black thin pinstripe suit, white shirt, navy tie with silver square pattern, no cuffs.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Ooh, free yogurALKJFEIOLFJSAFFFFFFFF.
- A lot in this episode reminded me of I Am America (And So Can You). ‘Specially the Pox News cast, teehee. What if – liberals won…
- Continued on page lettuce.
Because, “reading a hamburger” is perhaps equally as goofy as eating one.
Thursday, November 12
Black suit, white shirt, gold tie with purple pattern, french cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- In your face and massively dope.
- Award-winning xenophobe. Oh how poignant~
- “Ahhhh I think I know everything! Guatemalan werewolves are massing on our borders!” – Lou Dobbs/Stephen Colbert
- That guy is loaded.
- Yes! Another rendition of Star Spangled Banner, complete with ridiculous harmonies. :D
And I will end on this note:
Fin!
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of November 2
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Hey everyone! I am currently writing this Report from wonderful/wintery Canada! See, I’m from Montreal and my grandma’s having her 70th birthday. Fascinating and dangerous, I know. What can I say, live on the edge, etc. This week’s edition: Stephen in quasi-goofy arm-flailing positions! Huzzah! Commençons!
Monday, November 2
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, french cuffs and red tie with white diagonal stripes with a black outline.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I love all the pinstripe we’ve been getting.
- Oh my god, his Chewbacca impression.
- The light-up pen he uses to sign the speed skating sponsorship. :3
- I wish Stephen took the show to Montreal this weekend. I’m in town ;-;
- “DOES THAT LOOK LIKE THE BREAKFAST OF A MAN WHO UNDERSTANDS THE GRAVITY OF HIS SITUATION?”
Tuesday, November 3
Black suit, white shirt, no cuffs, and black tie with white square pattern
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Was he serious when he mentioned how much money had already been donated? ‘Cause I freaked out. It must be insane to have the ability to engender that kind of response.
- Yeah, Alan. What a jerk.
- I really liked the “Nailed ‘Em” segment today.
Wednesday, November 4
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, navy tie with beige diagonal stripes, and no cuffs
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- OMG Monty Python references. I know, I know. I just. I love it. ~_~
- Formidable Opponent is probably my favourite segment of all time, so I was extremely happy!
Thursday, November 5
Black suit, white shirt, no cuffs, plum coloured tie with eggplant and lavender coloured stripes! Kehehe
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I love the guy that laughed really hard at the Minnesota representative’s introduction. I guess something about Minnesota politics is inherently funny?
- “Immature jokes about teabagging.” Welcome to my life.
- Also: did ya’ll notice the DSB motto underneath it’s logo? “Goed voor je geld” hah. This is funny to me. It sounds like what someone would say if they were making fun of Swedish, you know?
- “Kind of a dick move.” Hahaha wonderful.
- All the segments this week were great!!
That concludes this weeks Fangirl Suit Report!
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Fangirl Suit Report – Week of October 26
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Hey guys, it’s me (uh, Jordan.) with this weeks Fangirl Suit Report! Huzzah! Sorry for the bit of a delay, I was raging across the state with my friends. This week was seriously jam-packed with some ridiculous (and by ridiculous, I mean completely awesome) outfits, so let’s recap.
Monday, October 26
First! Black pinstripe suit, light blue (white? Anyone at a taping want to fill me in?) shirt, red tie with spaced yellow and pale blue pattern.
And then! Black pinstripe suit, light blue/white shirt, navy bowtie with yellow pattern
And then! Cut-off jean shorts, wife beater, jean vest (yes, entirely necessary to include this)
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I’m sorry, could he be any cuter while he was fumbling with the bowtie? Jeez.
- I just…I……. If one more episode features short shorts and/or seductively pouring some sort of liquid over himself, I’m just going to kill myself
- Ladies, finally a reason to grow a mustache.
- I really love Stephen in a bowtie, despite unpleasant associations. It reminds me of stephen in a tux and everyone loves Stephen in a tux. Everyone.
- “Sir, if I have to grow a beard to stop you from talking, I will.”
One more because, I mean, they call this the “fangirl” report for a reason:
Tuesday, October 27
Black suit, white shirt, black tie with small white pattern, and FRENCH CUFFS!
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Savsies!
- Father Cute-priest!
- I never thought I’d hear the words “sumptuous” and “whale penis” in the same sentence.
- Oh God, I would do anything to see Stephen in a skinny tie/slim-fit suit.
Wednesday, October 28
Black pinstripe suit, white shirt, no cuffs ( :’( ), black tie with white diamond pattern.
And then! Metallic silver suit, black shirt, metallic pants, metallic skinny tie. Hahah.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Clearly my desire to see Stephen in a skinny tie was prophetic. Although, I don’t know how useful psychic skills are if you can only detect extremely inane things in the extremely distant future.
- Probably one of my favourite interviews ever. He seems so genuinely interested, and physics is my favourite subject of all time. So I pretty much just broke down in tears during this.
- “I just wish the future was here right now so I could punch it!” *punch* “Oh…too soon.”
Thursday, October 29
Black suit, white shirt, navy, light blue, and white square/circle patterned tie, no cuffs (GIVE ME CUFFS DAMMIT)
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- “Web trends, new movies, and hot television shows – you know. Life.”
- Okay, if I’m going to be honest, I would totally go through Stephen’s Haunted House of Chores. If only to please him by washing away all the evil from his hardwood floors ;-;
- I’m surprised at how well the “carving the pumpkin meat” turned out!
Well, that concludes this week’s FGSR! Again, I hope you enjoyed it, if for nothing more than it invoking the memories of Stephen in his ~fantastic~ outfits this week!
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