“Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk. I’m gonna Truth you all night long. This is The Colbert Report!” Withdrawl Method: White Pumpkins. The Wørd: Quitter. My Big Fat Botched Nomination: Stephen’s Bookshelf of Broken Dreams. Harriet Miers and the Gauntlet of Fire: Better Know A District, Massachusetts’ Fightin’ 4th! Democratic Congressman Barney [...]
Episode 1008 (10/27/2005)
October 27, 2005 By
“Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk. I’m gonna Truth you all night long. This is The Colbert Report!” Withdrawl Method: White Pumpkins. The Wørd: Quitter. My Big Fat Botched Nomination: Stephen’s Bookshelf of Broken Dreams. Harriet Miers and the Gauntlet of Fire: Better Know A District, Massachusetts’ Fightin’ 4th! Democratic Congressman Barney [...]
Episode 1007 (10/26/2005)
October 26, 2005 By
“Strike up the klezmer and start acting like a man. You’re about to have a Truth Mitzvah. This is The Colbert Report!” Naan-Issue: Wi-Fi Tech Support. The number 2000. The Wørd: Perspective Not the Crazy Tyson: Neil deGrasse Tyson – Astrophysicist, Director: Hayden Planetarium Charlize and the Boner Factory: Tip of the Hat, Wag of [...]
Episode 1006 (10/25/2005)
October 25, 2005 By
“I swallowed 20 condoms full of Truth and I’m about to smuggle them across the border. This is The Colbert Report!” Bernake!: New Fed Reserve Chairman, Rosa Parks The Wørd: Overrated Copperfield!: Threat Down! 5: Wal-Mart! 4: Bears! 3: Eight year old Girls! 2: Magic! 1: Anti-Bacterial Soap! Behrendt!: Greg Behrendt, comedian and author of [...]
Episode 1005 (10/24/2005)
October 24, 2005 By
“It’s time to jump down, turn around and pick a bale of Truth. This is The Colbert Report!” This Blows!: Hurricane Wilma. Re-purposing Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Trace Gallagher. Quagmiers: Harriet Miers’ nomination The Wørd: Pussy Trip to the Lou: Lou Dobbs, host of CNN’s ‘Lou Dobbs Tonight’ Give or Let Die: Bring ‘em [...]
Episode 1004 (10/20/2005)
October 20, 2005 By
“Stop operating heavy machinery, because you’re about to take two maximum strength tablets of Truth. Here comes The Colbert Report!” We Might Be Giant: The Blogosphere. Entermation. The Wørd: Love Handles No Frown Zone: Russ Lieber Radio I Want to Know What News Is: Un-American News Dough Nut: Jim Cramer: co-founder and market commentator of [...]
Episode 1003 (10/19/2005)
October 19, 2005 By
“Shave your head, strap yourself in, and flip the switch, ’cause you’re about to get a Truth-o-cution. Here comes The Report!” Mother of All Snoozers: Caramel Apples. Saddam Hussein’s trial postponed. The Wørd: Disappointed Global Warming: Trade routes to the East, Stephen Settles the Debate: Whales and Cod versus Polar Bears and Seal Hunters Teenage [...]
Episode 1002 (10/18/2005)
October 18, 2005 By
Episode 1002 (10/18/2005) “Put some pants on, America. The Truth is knocking at the door. Here comes The Colbert Report!” Drop the Prom: ABC’s Nightline replaces Ted Koppel The Wørd: Bacchanalia Heir Danes: All You Need to Know Stahl Tactics: Leslie Stahl – “60 Minutes” correspondent Monkey Wrench: Better Know A District (Part 1) – [...]
Episode 1001 (10/17/2005)
October 17, 2005 By
“Open wide baby bird ’cause Mama’s got a big, fat nightcrawler of Truth. Here comes The Colbert Report!” Words of Welcome: I’m Stephen Colbert. Thesis Statement of The Colbert Report The Wørd: Truthiness X.Y.Z. Flu the Coop: Bobby the stage manager. The Threat Down 5) Avian Flu! 4) International Basketball 3) Babies! 2) Hurricanes! 1) [...]