Fangirl Suit Report: Week of May 9, 2011

fangirl-suit-report-logo14-150x150Thanks, Zoners, one and all. I have a few last morsels for you. You’re the best! Stephen must be proud to have such an exceptional, extraordinary, amazing, superlative, astonishing, loving, caring, passionate, engaging, wonderful group of followers.

Stephen’s Birthday Week! Hope you got loads of presents and cake … *cough* *cough* FEC, he brought the party to you, what did YOU plan to give him?

Great week as usual. Yes, surely everyone was giving him a standing ovation from home, as you do every night, only this week with party hats on and saluting both Stephen and Flagworthy. Suspenseful to see Stephen’s alternate identities: good looking man in a eye patch, a woman (Raven can’t be far away) and a steed named Kyle. LOL. Well done for a making a navy seal blush; perhaps “blush proofing” needs to be on the test.

Monday, May 9, 2011
Stunning dichromatic suit ensemble juxtapositioning Chicago black suit and black patterned tie against a Gold Coast, white dress shirt, if we could see suit race
Stephen Colbert in a dynamic dichromatic suit only we don't see race
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Very 3D handsomeness: beautiful blue tie with kiss-’x's all over it, sailor white shirt framed with an Audi sail gray suit
Stephen Colbert is running for President, in his mind

Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Fangirl red tie, over a pure white shirt all hugged by a subtly striped, reporter newsprint gray suit
Stephen Colbert reminds us that the tip of the spear is the most sensitive

Thursday, May 12, 2011
Yellow Jessamine tie tumbling down the South Carolina morning blue shirt framed in a handsome, emblem black suit
Stephen Colbert projects his dog questions on John Bradshaw

Extras
Stephen would make a great sun glass model!
No four-eyed nerds, here
Stephen Colbert could be a sun glasses model
Beautiful hair, too
Stephen Colbert with particularly terrific hair
Yes, Stephen, you make those sun glasses look cool
Stephen Colbert with Lupe Fiasco's cool sun glasses
Too soon?
Stephen Colbert acknowleding that his Bin Laden eye joke might be too soon
Break! “Thorry, Thor, are you thad?”
Stephen Colbert breaks after his "thorry Thor are you thad" joke
“I think many of my audience are buccaneers!”
Stephen Colbert thinks many of his audience are Buccaneers
Stephen admits to putting out
Stephen Colbert admits to putting out
“OOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Stephen Colbert OOOhhhhhhhhhhhh
Super PAC and Viacoms stupid lawyers to don’t like to have fun
“I hate my parent company!”
Stephen Colbert hates his parent company
It sooo unfair!
Stephen Colbert hates that his parent company doesn't let him do anything
“Other parent companies let them do it!”
Other people's parent companies let them do it, complains Stephen Colbert
Amazing, Tom Brokaw impression
Stephen Colbert uses his Tom Brokaw voice
YAAA, Daytime Emmys!
Stephen Colbert's Rally four Emmy nominations
Nice eye patch!
Stephen Colbert's alternate identities
Shut up, Kyle!
Stephen Colbert and his alternate identity, Kyle
Obama steals Stephen’s best ideas
Really? Alligators in the Moat?
Stephen Colbert and his alligators in the moat idea ... Obama!!
Yes, Stephen, that was a familiar and brilliant idea!
Stephen Colbert members his idea as familiar and brilliant

Comments

  1. Galadriel says:

    Beautifully (and hysterically) written, captioned and screen-capped, as usual!

    Difference makers: Thumb up +6

  2. SW says:

    Gratefull, I am grateful for all the ways you’ve made me laugh and sigh. I’ve wondered for some time now where you get all this fashion knowledge. I mean all the different kinds of collars and tie-knots and fabrics… Have you been holding back from telling us you’re actually a six-foot tall, glamorous fashion model who knows everything there is to know about fashion? Wait a second… Did Stephen recently rub ice cream on your armpit…? I knew it!

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  3. Arkadina says:

    Monday AGAIN! I think that’s three on the bounce. [Although in my world, Mondays are actually Tuesdays, and I get a show on Fridays, which to most people is a Saturday. It's complicated.]

    Shout Out (Hey!): Thumb up +4

    • juice says:

      You know what’s scary, Arkadina? I think I actually understood that!

      Difference makers: Thumb up +5

  4. warsucks says:

    WOW! What a week ! Thank you DB and Team for posting both recaps, screencaps and always a pleasure to read your articles and reviews…

    Difference makers: Thumb up +6

  5. Anais says:

    As beautiful and well-done a final job should be, Gratefull! I’m happy and “grateful” (haha) that I got to experience as much of this regular blog post as possible and to be able to see every lovely facet of Stephen in his joy and glory! I hope we can find another way of continuing this tradition somewhere else!

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  6. juice says:

    (Sniff, sniff!) Thank you, Gratefull – what marvelous descriptions of Stephen’s sartorial sumptiousness! (sorry – teaching my students alliterations today!)

    I’m still in denial about NFZ ending. :((

    Difference makers: Thumb up +6

  7. lockhart43 says:

    Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday. The hair was fantastic, the suit was wonderful, and that tie was beautiful. I think I like those deep red ties so much because they bring out his brown hair and brown eyes. I loved the color of Tuesday’s tie, too. As for the extra pictures, Pouty Stephen’s pretty darn adorable. And thank you so much for the press hat pic! It’s ridiculous how much I like that hat on him.

    God, I’m gonnna miss this. Thanks for everything, Gratefull!

    Difference makers: Thumb up +7

  8. Brent says:

    Thanks for all the posts and entertainment. It really has been a lot of fun reading all your descriptions and captions.

    Difference makers: Thumb up +5

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