Fangirl Suit Report: Week of May 2, 2011

fangirl-suit-report-logo14-150x150Hey, HOOOO! So glad you are out there and in my heart! Gems, each and every Zoner! Thanks for making us gleefully giddy when you are outrageously glitical.This week was the creme de la creme, the gold leaf, the egregia cum laude of the loud! The Everest of pinnacles with snow cream and cherries on top! Of course, never criticize sex for pulling down the shower curtain ‘ cause no one is a fatty, just extra-Americans.

Happy Birthday, Stephen! May this year be full of love and friendship, laughter and grins, effort and indisputable accomplishment.

Monday, May 2, 2011
Gun metal gray suit with a stormy day, gray shirt each glorifying the magnificent, evening blue hangman’s noose
"Win Laden" Mr. Stephen Colbert

Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Early next morning, sunrise blue shirt emblazoned with a sunburst yellow patterned tie framed with a navy Seal gray subtly striped suit
Stephen Colbert reluctantly praises Mr. Obama

Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Altruistically plum tie with a striped, dress shirt and an Any Rand’s black heart, dark business suit
Stephen Colbert is certainly no fatty

Thursday, May 5, 2011
Extraordinarily gleeful blue striped cravat over a crisp, starched shirt deliciously wrapped in a Crime Dick’s striped fancy duds
Stephen Colbert, beautiful striped tie

Extras!
Exuberant!
Stephen Colbert is Exuberant!
Handsome! Yup, Handsome!
Stephen Colbert - Handsome!
Dusty balloons!
Stephen Colbert always prepared
Bin Laden so long cake
Stephen Colbert's "we got Bin Laden" cake
EEwwwwww
Stephen Colbert tastes the dust
Journalistic Grintegrity
Stephen Colbert's Journalistic Grimtegrity
Ha! smirk!
Stephen Colbert's smirk
Did anyone tell Tim Allen that Bin Laden was his neighbor?
Stephen Colbert and the neighbor
Phew, good, the timer went ping! Don’t have to be nice about Obama any more
Stephen Colbert's timer goes off
Adorable!!!!
Stephen Colbert - Adorable
Human blood and baby teeth
Stephen Colbert celebrates disaster
Extreme!
Stephen Colbert - Extreme
Ocupado already!
Stephen Colbert's gotta pee
Call me, please!
Stephen Colbert ... "call me"
Hobbit Massage … a growing industry
Stephen Colbert: Hobbit through and through
Love you!
Stephen Colbert - loves you all

Shoe Fetish
Quick find out if that shoe is a Republican. We know it can run!
Stephen Colbert and the republican shoe candidate
Doesn’t a Republican candidate has to be white, not brown!
Doesn't a republican candidate have to be white, not brown?

For Fangirls
They know why …
Fangirls love Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert, standing shot

Eating and drinking
MMmmmmmm
Stephen Colbert and cake, mmmmmm
Champagne for Grintegrity
Stephen Colbert - Journalistic Grimtegrity

Comments

  1. SW says:

    Every one of these was a gem! And that third one for “Fangirls” was, um… the icing on the cake.
    Ummm.

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  2. lockhart43 says:

    Definitely loved the color of Monday’s suit. But striped shirts and plum ties? Oh Wednesday, you were glorious.

    Holy extra pictures! The one with Stephen and the graphic of Wilson-bin Laden is my fave. The look on his face is so cute – he wanted to laugh so hard after that joke, it was wonderful.

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  3. Anais says:

    *too distracted by the beauty and hotness of every single Stephen screencap to make a comment*

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  4. Silvercat says:

    Am I the only one that thinks yellow ties for a guy like Stephen are inappropriate? ;p

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    • Arkadina says:

      I’ve gone on the record before as saying I don’t like the yellow ties. But I had to giggle last week when Stephen said the words “bamboo penis sheath” while he was wearing one…for some reason that just….*falls about laughing again*….it sounded like one of Gratefull’s more-creative, less-family-friendly descriptions for a tie!

      But personally I liked Monday’s ensemble this week…

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  5. Brent says:

    Thanks again Gratefull! I liked Thursday’s so much that I found a very similar gleeful blue striped cravat. Yeah, it’s a pretty simple and straightforward getup but I liked it.

    And purple ties still rock.

    And personally, I like yellow ties. ;)

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