Fangirl Suit Report: Week of February 21, 2011

fangirl-suit-report-logo14-150x150Hello, Zoners! Stephen might not have thought he would make it back when he was 30 but WE are thankful his is in our world! Cheese and rice, you know! You are who we would collectively bargain for. We don’t need to justify our jollies or excuse our kinks. Fangirls want to be your women bodyguards when you go down to the Justice Biker Bar in your leather pants that squeak like a rusty hinge.

Nuthuggers, penises in hornet nests, envy, caucus teasers and full frontal Gippers. “Bak bak bak” if the beak fits!

Now, Stephen explain this crazy idea that some people think they can artificially engineer our reality? Who would think of doing that!

Monday, February 21, 2011
Smokey Santorum grey suit, alibi white shirt and a folksy, folksy, folksy maroon patterned necktie
Stephen Colbert fan of Santorum

Tuesday, February 22, 2011
School house, red and gold striped tie slithering over this shirt and a Wisconsin winter sky gray suit
Stephen Colbert

Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Mystique blue shirt with a penis-envy scarlet patterned hangman’s noose all stirring under a ribbon striped, dark Head and Master suit
Stephen Colbert has made it! And then some ...

Thursday, February 24, 2011
Anonymously bold, red and blue striped tie, over a perniciously blue shirt and a hornet paper nest’s gray suit
Stephen Colbert hacked by anonymous

Stephen, the goon, and the union pup
Barabing, barabing
Stephen Colbert, the Goon
Butterbean!
Stephen Colbert and Butterbean
Puppy Dust!
Stephen Colbert and Puppy Dust
Peakaboo!
Stephen Colbert upstaged again
Don’t break, don’t break!
Stephen Colbert and the woodchipper
Ha! you broke!
Stephen Colbert and the union puppy
Puppy kiss
Stephen Colbert kisses the puppy

Hair, that gorgeous, wavy, wonderful, hair!
Stephen Colbert on February 21, 2011

Stephen Colbert touched by his audience's love

Stephen Colbert's hands and hair

Stephen Colbert on February 22, 2011

Stephen Colbert mentions advisors

Stephen Colbert on February 23, 2011

Stephen Colbert looking over his glasses

Stephen Colbert and presidential campagnes

Stephen Colbert on February 24, 2011

Obey!

Stephen Colbert subliminal message

Comments

  1. lockhart43 says:

    Tuesday’s suit was gorgeous! I really liked the fabric – for some reason it made the shirt look extra crisp, if that makes sense. He looked wonderful on Thursday as well; I loved that tie paired with the blue dress shirt.

    That last picture you included in the section highlighting his hair (which has looked unbelievable lately; I kind of want to hug his hairdresser) makes me a very happy person. :)

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  2. Anais says:

    Monday: BAM!
    Tuesday: BAM!
    Wednesday: BAM!
    Thursday: BAM!

    A HOME RUN!!!! Another successful week of total Stephen hotness!!! That makes it TWO WEEKS RUNNING (for me) that I’ve levitated with giddiness at Stephen’s impeccable handsomeness!! Can it continue again next week? For a month? For a year? Forever?!? Screencaps are FABULOUS as usual. Love ‘em all! Favourite one? The puppy kiss one, because it alludes to a previous comment I made that if I ever wanted to be a dog, I’d be that pooch right at that moment, just so that I can get a kiss from Stephen (still only in my dreams though will that happen, and it would be a strictly platonic cheek kiss at that). Great job again, Gratefull!

    …wow. This is probably the first time that I’ve actually exhibited extreme verbal online excitement on a post on this site (usually I’m more understated). First time for everything, or becoming more comfortable with my fangirlness? Don’t know which one. Don’t care. Just gonna go with it. ;)

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    • Angela says:

      Haha, it happens to all us girls at one point or another, there will always be a moment worthy of some massive squealing/flailing/what have you :).

      It’s official: Stephen + puppy = cutest thing in the whole entire world. I adore that so much, and the character breaks-ahhhhhh, who doesn’t love shots of good ol’ Stephen character breaks?

      And the Wednesday picture-I love when he strikes poses like that (there’s some other nice examples of him striking some good poses in the “hair” portion, too).

      As always, a feast for the eyes, this thread. Lovely.

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  3. SW says:

    Okay, Anais, if you’re willing to show your inner girlishness, I guess I can be brave and let out a squeal too… For me, it’s the pensive one right after the puppy kiss. It looks as if it’s alive and he’s about to look up. And what can I say — I love thoughtful men.

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  4. Arkadina says:

    Hmmm, I don’t really see a stand-out outfit for me this week, but I think Wednesday’s just has the edge. Although I find the thought of red ties with blue shirts a bit strange, my mum tells me that my father [tall, dark, handsome, Irish.....*blinks*.....ooo-er!] used to do the same when they were courting.

    And on a side note, why does every pup on the show go by the moniker of ‘Butterbean’? Surely they can’t all be Butterbeans….can they? If so, does the recent General Butterbean outrank this one?

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  5. LoriE says:

    Have I ever told you that I absolutely LOOOOOVE your Fangirl Suit Reports?? You do such an amazing job!!!!!

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