Tonight! Furry hats and herd immunity; thunder snow apocalypse yet bullish on snowballs futures in hell, veggihard and buying rage in bulk; dazzling with bulls*&t, hiybbprqag (that’ll help the tongue) and that ain’t no pile of jack squat – that’s fair and balanced reporting.
Questions of the week: You say Anderson Cooper is a work of art but would he get $19.95 on ebay? and who wouldn’t be willing to stand in for Demi Moore?
And true, “in the real world there are different rules” but how wonderful it is that 40% of gamers are girls because Stephen knows after he has gamed for a bit, he has a thunder cannon with ‘femmmmale’ written all over it.
Let us rejoice in our God-King, Stephen Colbert and his Majestic Writers to celebrate their Writer’s Guild Award. Here you go, straight off the walls of The Ramses Report:
Monday, January 31, 2011
Gray suit made of the finest Egyptian cloth, with an azure shirt and Nile River blue, striped, modern postiche
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Claret patterned tie over a subtly striped dress shirt all framed by handsome, nigrine suit
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Choir Master’s subtly striped suit with a manuscript white shirt and a caesious, patterned tie – just makes you want to sing
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Dungeon’s Master’s atrous striped Cheetos catcher over a striped, dress suit with French cuffs and marvelous cuff links set off by a suit in perfect Gamer’s black
Extras!
Yes, Hats!
Kim Jong Bear!
You never see the second hat coming!
Magic Hair!
Magnificent hair
*Headshake* how he still looks so attractive in that silly hat?
Sweetness!
I love you Bill O’Reilly!
Breaks and Smiles
Mubarak, Shmubarak
Arh, to dance!
Wwwyyynnnnggggzzzzzz
Zing! WristStrong Wars!
Working with animals
Britain’s Alfred to America’s Bushman
Take another swig, there Stephen, that’ll help your tongue
Ha! Break – Swamp loggers?
Stephen’s Animal Farm
All lolcats are created equal – some more than others
Groundhog day, after day, after day
Apes, groundhogs, octopi, oh my!
Christiane Amanpurrrrrrr was demurrrrrrrr
Remember this? Ya, you have turtle recall
Man of Steel and Superman too
Superman defends the American Way
Not tea time
Shhhhh, your secret is safe with us
Gotta learn to love the bomb – no mistakes, just opportunities
I loved Monday’s suit and tie combo – the grey suit seemed to make him look thinner. And he sure looked mighty fine on Thursday. Striped dress shirt + striped blue tie + French cuffs + handsome hair = a very happy me. XD
Gratefull, I just gott say, that picture you chose for Wednesday’s description….SWOON.
Difference makers:
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You know, with a monocle and bowler hat, Superman looks even more like Stephen than usual.
Difference makers:
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I have to go with Tuesday’s outfit as that’s the taping I attended and so I have a soft spot for it, even though the Wednesday ensemble of dark suit and silver tie is my favourite – and I can’t believe I missed it by one day! Gah.
And I would willingly pay $19.95 – and more – for Anderson Cooper. Who cares if he’d be purely decorative. Where can I start bidding?
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Oooh, lucky you! I trust you had a good time?
Oh, man, that first Wednesday screen cap…I LOVE that one. The look on his face is to die for there.
Also get a kick out of the fact that you managed to get some screen caps from the bit on O’Reilly, as well as him playing with the cat :D. So funny, those segments. And anything that shows him laughing is always adorable to see as well. Cute as cute can get there, really.
As always, lovely repor(t). Enough to tide me over until Monday (whee!).
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Love Wednesday’s elegant outfit, plus the cat accessory. Wasn’t it WC Fields who said never to work with animals or children?
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You should certainly never work with cats, I think, Karenatasha! They have a disdain for everything around them and a natural instinct to be as uncooperative as possible. Only a cat would not want to play with Stephen. To mine, he’d just be a scratching post in a Brooks Brothers suit…and that furry hat would have been lying in shreds all over the house by now.
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Arkadina, I bet the cat worked well with Stephen backstage! But I can see that an audience, lights, and camera might have spooked the kitty. My two definitely wouldn’t have liked it–especially my “gravatar,” Rudi. He doesn’t like noise and commotion at all. But if you just walked in my apartment to play with him, he’d be very friendly.
The lynx did better than the housecat, ironically!
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My sister’s cat would’ve probably cooperated, she’s always up for being playful and messing around with kitty toys. Course, then she’d likely have gotten distracted two seconds in and run off somewhere else, but still…!
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Love, love, LOOOOOOVE the FSR!! YOu are so amazing with your descriptives, Gratefull! And the hieroglyphs….brilliant! You never fail to amaze and entertain me.
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