Welcome, Zoner-Congressmen and Congresswomen, all! Glad you have telesworn your oath of office. Ha! suck it! South Carolina Democratic Party, Stephen made it to Government, despite, all y’all. Only, if you have to swear an oath, doesn’t that mean only oafs are in office?
In here, out there! Well, not too much out there; listen up, Space Mexicans! Stephen has his own Zombie Army, so watch out! We might not all be Keyser Söze, but we can snackify and drinkify upon command. And if you get past our Space Wall Defenses, you will face the wrath of Gulpzilla!
Don’t forget to palatinatize your diphthongs and musically accompany your breasts. Quick Zoner question! Please tell me what both Bernie-Hank and Stephen said in French when Stephen noted Bernie was a rock star in Europe! Thank you!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Auk black, striped suit with a penguin belly, white, barrel cuffed, shirt emblazoned with space gold, patterned, neck tie
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Clothes line, white shirt sporting a pagan blue, patterned tie framed by a Lithuanian rainy day grey suit
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Noir habit de cérémonie avec un cravate de rouge et noir tout près le chemise blanc; je pense, oui!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Grape, patterned, Big Gulp catcher protecting a pale blue, French cuffed, shirt under a gray, Keyser Söze, suit
Congress Teleswear
Teleswearing into Presidential Office – Love the dog book stand
Raise your right hand and join the paar-ttae
Boooyaaaa!
Fabulous faces, marvelous moments
Quick, someone tell Stephen which side of this shooter debate he should be on
Hello! Congressman Sir Rev. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, Esq.
Remember, “flat front pants” are for men with flat fronts.
Grammy King Maker
“I Smell America and so can YOU”
Stephen knows the power of a zombie army
Have-ta post cool pixs when doing charity work
Pensive
Yes, Stephen, you most definitely still got it
“Ferme-la!”
Stephen does not think about things
Stephen feels at things
Of the lucky french dog, “I bet he is getting all kinds of bitches.”
When Rene Decartes said, “Je pense no” he disappeared!
Pensive again
Stephen Colbert is picturing Kevin Spacey naked, with rose petals all over his body. Aren’t we all.
Two amazing actors who laugh with their eyes
Consumables – consuming – sniffing – fighting
Stephen sniffs a marker for researching his perfume, “I Smell America, so can YOU”
Storm stash Pringles popping
Banana Bashing
Banana’s revenge – they’ll be picking up bits of banana for weeks
Stephen Colbert, devout corporate whore
Stephen Colbert sniffs the Holy Doritos Eucharist
Chug IT!
Remember the events of 7-11; don’t skimp on the high fructose corn syrup
AArhhhh, attack of the Gulpzilla!
Great descriptions and pics as usual, Gratefull! After Stephen said Bernie was a rock star in Europe, he said that when people spot him on the street they call out “BHL!” I guess he’s known by his initials, like JFK or SJP. ;)
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Awesome, as always, Gratefull. I’m working on mimicking last week’s selections for this week. I have a new appreciation for your screencapability as I did a few myself. And my descriptions will never ever measure up either.
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Good luck in your tie quest this week, Brent! I checked out your blogroll, and I’d say you did quite well today. Also, nice job on the white with purple stripes dress shirt you wore last week.
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Thanks, lockhart! I think I have tomorrow’s tie all worked out too. Wednesday’s is going to be difficult, believe it or not. That purple stripe shirt is one of my favorites. Glad you like it.
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Merci beaucoup! Mariana,
I got it into my head that it was a French phrase and so I had no clue. “BHL” it is!
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I’m loving your screen captures & captions, Gratefull! So funny and clever! Really outstanding. :D
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Awesome descriptions and screencaps, Gratefull! The Suit Report is always a pleasure to read. I loved Wednesday’s episode – the conversation with Bernard Henri-Levy was absolutely “magnifique”, and Stephen’s striped tie was just beautiful.
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Of the lucky french dog, “I bet he is getting all kinds of bitches.”
Hahahaha, I LOVED that line :D.
Ohhhhhh, so many lovely shots, as usual. It’d take forever for me to pick them out, so I’ll just say they’re all great (I do particularly like each of the first pictures for the Tuesday and Thursday episodes, though).
I also really enjoyed your running commentary for this thread. It made me laugh :).
Ah. Nothing like a good ol’ “Fangirl Report” to start off my week. Thanks, as always.
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I looove the FSR and thank you for the eye candy and descriptions, Gratefull. Wednesday’s look was my favourite. The man has STYLE.
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I look forward to the FSRs every week, and this week was no different. :) Wednesday’s tie was my favorite (I’m a sucker for the striped ties), and I liked that they alternated each day between the grey and black suits.
“Stephen Colbert, devout corporate whore” – I laughed so hard when he said that! And I’m not sure why, but Stephen’s “let’s pose for a cool picture while we’re doing charity work” face kinda freaks me out, lol.
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Ugly, ugly ties. Heresy, I know. Maybe it’s some sort of fashion trend?
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I’ll admit I choked up a little when that big gulp went all over the pretty clothes, but I suppose it limits the amount of big gulp he actually had to gulp. :[
Loved, loved, loved the Levy interview picspam!
Thanks Gratefull!! :D
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Any excuse for this man to eat…
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again…Food and charity are like p0rn for him, so based on that criteria, I’m opening a soup-kitchen. :D
Great report, gratefull!! As always!!!
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