Fangirl Suit Report: Week of June 14, 2010

fangirl-suit-report-logoHello, Zoners, in here, out there and on all the ships at sea! Welcome!
Welcome, all fans of all genders as we are all citizens of Colbert’s Nation! Come hither and let’s fan the fever of phenomenal fashion. This week was full of “beautiful surprises.” Stephen knows what is massively marvelous, what we want to see, and how good he makes it all look. Ya, he does!

Monday, June 14, 2010

Pinstriped Dark Suit over a subtly striped, barrel cuffed, shirt dressed with a gold yellow patterned tie.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Flat Black Suit with blue striped, barrel cuffed, dress shirt donned by a blue, diagonally striped necktie.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Stunning Gray Suit with a crisp white, barrel cuffed, dress shirt and a black tie dotted with white, hollow squares.

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Striped, striped, striped all the way! Exquisite Shadow Striped Dark Suit and a blue herringbone striped shirt with French cuffs licked by the most amazing red, black, and silver diagonally striped collar tongue that looks as shiny and delicious as pulled Taffy.

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Extra! Extra! Extra, See all about it!

The blue energy dome at a rakish angle – truly an evolution in fashion.

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And the yellow DEVO decontamination suit!

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Not so many breaks but oh some wonderful, thoughtful looks …

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“A liberal pretending to be a conservative?” … “that would be like a straight person pretending to be gay, to get more acceptance” … LOL

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But really, who could forget the fangirl wiggle … the mantile wiggle!!!!

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*Breathe* Wow … we don’t ask much and we don’t ask often, but thank you, Stephen, thank you very much.

Comments

  1. Exquisite Shadow Striped Dark Suit and a blue herringbone striped shirt with French cuffs licked by the most amazing red, black, and silver diagonally striped collar tongue that looks as shiny and delicious as pulled Taffy.

    Who is this Welsh bloke, Taffy, and does he enjoy being pulled????

    Also, licked – yes please!

  2. MaryLovesColbert says:

    I *loved* Thursday’s tie and I love that you said it looked like pulled taffy! Really nice shots of the fangirl wiggle too. That was…quite nice. :)

  3. Has he ever worn a pocket square? He could take it up a half a notch or two…

    You can almost animate the wiggle if you’re pretty good with your mouse’s scroll wheel. ;)

    • lockhart43 says:

      “You can almost animate the wiggle if you’re pretty good with your mouse’s scroll wheel”

      I know! It’s like an online Colbert Wiggle flipbook haha. :P

  4. lockhart43 says:

    I loved Thursday’s tie. And the striped dress shirt. And the pinstripe suit. All of it. If he just wore stripes every day, I would not complain in the slightest. The way you described the whole outfit is perfect! :)

    Tuesday’s tie was fantastic as well – he looks really wonderful in any shade of blue.

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