Okay, Zoners, it is time for fancy pants and bling-bing!! This was a great week of fashion and feistiness. We saw Stephen show off his big guns and seek to replace his pennies with b*&ls in his loafers. Consumer Reports rates him full, red circles all the way. Sorry about delay in getting this report out to you, but better late than nevah!
Monday, June 7, 2010
Gray, chalk striped, three buttoned, suit with a blue patterned tie over a white shirt with, what are they, barrel cuffed or French … no wait!!!
No cuffs!!! Look at them big guns!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Dark suit with blue striped, barrel cuffed shirt and a crayola purple, polka dotted tie
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Gray, silk, lined suit with robin egg blue shirt with a blue striped tie, no red striped, no blue, no red … You, sir, are a formidable fashion opponent
Thursday, June 10. 2010
Dark, subtly striped suit with pale blue, French cuffed shirt and patterned, sun-burst yellow necktie
And loads of smirk …
And a little couch action
“Would you guys like to know what my tongue is like?” … do you need us to answer that, Stephen?
“Flirty! Girls like to see a little forearm”
And, Stephen, YOU have great hair!
As a fall back position, Stephen, you are a shoo-in as a hand-model