Colbert Report Episode guideEPISODE NUMBER: 6035 (March 10, 2010)
GUESTS: Charlie Cook, Sean Carroll
SEGMENTS: Health Care Reconciliation discussion, Glenn Beck’s new sponsor – Nonhybrid seeds
VIDEOS: Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Interesting new intro this morning, although I gotta say that the touch screen isn’t the same without a drawing of Snoopy. It was a good change of pace, though, a palette cleanser of sorts. I have to say, I don’t appreciate the fact that Eric Massa put the thought of my mind about himself naked in the shower with Rahm Emmanuel. *shudder* Also, while I was working on a screencap of this episode, I noticed there was a shot where Stephen’s face seemed to be overlayed over the Statue of Liberty behind him. It was one of those moments that made me seriously appreciate the new set.

When Stephen highlights the ridiculousness of commercials on Glenn Beck’s show, I often wonder, do these ads really work? Do Glenn Beck watchers actually believe this horse hockey? Would people actually pay $150 for seeds? And the reporting analyst in me loved the line about being scared from the graph with no data points done in Microsoft Paint. I actually own a book called How to Lie With Charts, and I’m pretty sure it’s required reading for all people in the graphics department at Fox News.

The interview with Sean Carroll was interesting mostly because it was quite interesting watching Stephen try to simultaneously grasp the concepts that Carroll was talking about while also making a funny quip about it.

Don’t forget to take the poll over at ColbertNation.com for tonight’s episode, and I look forward to hearing what you have to say in the comments!

Stephen Colbert framed by Statue of Liberty

  • Fine, here are the dots. Let’s connect them. [I'M GAY]
  • It’s like jazz, baby. It’s like the sense they don’t make.
  • Folks, I hear the victim was literally asking for it.
  • I’m going to grope you, but it’s not going to be sexual, it’s just going to be fun, okay?
  • You can’t spell scare without care.
  • So instead of blue dogs, they’re blue pussies?
  • I’ve interviewed a few of them, I think they could.
  • Oh my God! That chart with no numbers or data points is right! That green line is clearly being driven up by market forces, not just by some guy with Microsoft Paint.
  • When the end time comes and you’re tilling the earth with a human femur while the sky is raining fire, you’re going to want a reliable supply of radicchio and mini-squash.
  • Try to pass off hybrid seeds and you will be raped by a mole man.
  • Next year?! This site was registered almost two years ago which means next year was last year. We’ve been dead for almost 2 1/2 months!
  • I’ve got a question for you – why didn’t the movie “Benjamin Button” really work?
  • In these other universes, is it possible that my show is on at 11:00 and Jon Stewart’s show is on at 11:30?



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