Okay, gang, Ann is going to have the full recap for you tomorrow, but I just *had* to get this posted right away, because that performance of “Empire State of Mind” was the best thing to happen in a show of utter gems. Extra mileage out of the pinstripe hoodie would always be funny, but this is just genius.

Video of the performance is posted at Alicia Keys Media; and here’s the official version from ColbertNation.com.

I also transcribed as much of Stephen’s verse as I could, because it’s effing brilliant. There’s one line I couldn’t quite catch; if any of you had better luck, let me know and I’ll edit the post. Edited. Thanks, frank!

    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    I love New York, King of all the Cities
    Lived up by the Guggenheim, ’til I got some kiddies
    Moved to Connecticut, ‘bye George Pataki
    Volvo to the dry-cleaners, pickin’ up my khakis

    Shoppin’ mall is close, my community is gated
    My shorties are all private school educated
    Home theater system, 60-inch plasma
    Clean suburban air, much better for my asthma

    Still hit the city, Times Square, keep it real
    Hard Rock Cafe for the appetizer deal
    M&M Store, Disney Store, I’m in heaven
    I own this town from 41st to 47th

    Take you to The Lion King, that show is fantastic
    Leave half an hour early so I can beat the traffic
    I can get home really fast, driver rocks an E-Z Pass
    Land of cheaper gas and the upper middle class


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