epguideiconEPISODE NUMBER: 5142 (November 5, 2009)
GUESTS: Joey Cheek, Chief William Bratton
SEGMENTS: Guy Fawking, Canada Iceholes go “On Notice”, Cheating Death with Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA
VIDEOS: Thursday, November 5, 2009

Nothing warms the cockles of my heart more than the appearance of the On Notice boards. And to see Canadian Iceholes put On Notice was just funny to me. I love how, in true “Stephen” fashion, Stephen quickly grabbed the Gold to wear during the interview.

So I know there were tons of people wigged out when Stephen had tarantulas put all over him. How did you all feel about Vaxaconda? I thought it was one of my favorite Prescott Pharmaceutical medicines of all time. I mean, seriously, a live boa?! Massive!

What was your favorite side effect from the evening? And what else did you think about the episode?

Stephen Colbert puts Canadian Iceholes On Notice

  • But this Bachman teabag overdrive was more than just a protest.
  • We needed something new – it was far too easy to mock the tea parties with immature jokes about teabagging. But now we can show our support for traditional values behind these Guy Fawkers. Today, folks, we’re Guy Fawking to stop health care reform. Tomorrow, we Guy Fawke gay marriage.
  • We, the Colbert Naiton, had to step up, because our US speedskaters bring home more gold than any other winter team. Even the Olympic Prospecting Team. “Gold, gold, I tell you! I want Gold!” They actually took home the bronze.
  • Those syrup suckers will now let our athletes practice at their Olympic venues.
  • And you know how Mormons feel about two men lying down on each other.
  • Joey Cheek: At the end of the day, it’s really just a dick move.
  • I say we put Canada on notice. Boys, bring oot the On Notice Board! Let’s do it!
  • Canadian Iceholes – put it right up there. Before we do it, let’s rub it in by playing the Canadian National Anthem.
  • Canada, do the right thing and open that oval! U-Ice-A! U-Ice-A! U-Ice-A!
  • As always, Cheating Death is brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals. The only medicine on the market with a cap so simple, a child could open it.
  • Swine Flu scam detector – Side effects may include Varicose Brains, Will.I.Amnesia, and Swine Flu.
  • New research has found the answer in the form of venom from the deadly mamba snake. Not to be confused with the deadly Mambo snake which is how Lou Bega refers to his penis.
  • Vaxaconda is guaranteed to prevent kidney failure and rodent infestations. Vaxaconda in the economy size or in a travel size, which they market as peanut brittle. Vaxaconda maybe taken orally, or as a suppository. Just lay down and let the snake decide.
  • Side effects of Vaxaconda may include Hunch Front, Mathelete’s Foot, and Chest of the D’Urbervilles.

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