Fangirl Suit Report – Week of October 12
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I’d like to introduce Jordan, our newest Completist! She’s totally jazzed about doing the Fangirl Suit report for us, and I think she’s going to make an excellent addition to the No Fact Zone team. Make sure you give her a friendly Zoner welcome in the comments. Thanks for your hard work on this post, Jordan, and we look forward to many more happy Fangirl moments from you!
-DB
Hey ya’ll! I’m Jordan! This is my first ‘Fangirl Suit Report’, and I have to admit I’m incredibly excited! (Perhaps more excited than one should ever be at the prospect of writing about a man’s weekly attire. Ah well! Such is the life for a fangirl.) I hope I can do VerbalTypo justice, seeing as how her Suit Reports quickly became one of my favourite posts on NFZ. Anyway, less me, more Stephen.
Monday, October 12
Charcoal grey pinstripe suit, white shirt, french cuffs, and gold tie with blue and white square pattern.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Oh god, this week’s Fallback Position. The cardigan tied at the shoulders! The popped collar! And of course, the short shorts.
- The zombie banter was priceless.
Best of both worlds ^.^
Tuesday, October 13
Black suit with thin pinstripe, white shirt, no cuffs, cranberry tie with small yellow pattern.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- Flawless hair today.
- Is it just me, or does Jermaine Maine kind of look like a creepy Japanese school girl? Maybe it’s the faint mustache shadow. Who knows!
- Stephen reciting the Nicene Creed is always my absolute favourite!
- David Javerbaum! I was really interested in seeing how he and Stephen would interact.
Wednesday, October 14
Black suit, white shirt, no cuffs, (really lovely) eggplant tie with red and pale blue pattern, THE MOST RIDICULOUS COWBOY BOOTS YOU’LL EVER SEE.
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- There were so many parts of this episode reminiscent of Chuck Noblet. The cowboy boots? The fat complex? Sigh.
- I love that he’s still wearing the boots during the interview. Isn’t he the greatest? *gush
Thursday, October 15
Charcoal grey suit with wide pinstripe, light blue shirt, silver tie with blue square pattern, french cuffs. Yay cuffs!
ADDITIONAL NOTES:
- I looooved the intro today. From Stephen’s voice cracking slightly when he confessed his ‘crimes’ to the joke about grandparents sending money in birthday cards. Wonderful.
- The ’sexual market’ editing was absolutely. brilliant. Just so great.
- “I should have known…the one day I don’t shave my chest. Or my shoulders.”
- Oh, pizza and Stephen Colbert. Fangirl-swoon induced haze, brb.
- Let’s make Mayo-hem!
- The most wonderful toss in the world.
Well, I hope you liked my Suit Report, hopefully I haven’t brought shame unto me and my family, and I really look forward to contributing to this wonderful site and community in anyway I can in the future. :3
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17 Comments
October 25th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
**waves** hello!
i’m excited that it didn’t take long to keep up the suit report. it really is a fave of mine. verbal typo did fantastic, and it looks like you’ll carry on her great work!
love the boots screencap. :)
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October 25th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Bravo Jordan! This is one of my favorite pieces on the site, too. How can you go wrong with pics of Stephen? I think you’re going to do just fine! ;) Thanks for volunteering/agreeing to keep it going.
The boots also reminded me of Mr. Noblet and I loved that he kept them on all episode!
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October 25th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Welcome to the team! Quite the lovely post. That pizza gag was so LOL-funny that I could barely breathe! Thanks for posting that pic.
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October 25th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Nicely done! And welcome to the Completist team!
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October 25th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Great post Jordan! I always look forward to the FSRs, and I’m glad to see someone quickly taking the reins!
That bit with the pizza was priceless – “How am I supposed to eat this? It can’t be done!” hahaha!
It’s so hard to pick a favorite suit this week. His ties were fantastic on Tues/Wed, but he rocked the French cuffs on Mon/Thurs. I’m gonna go with Tuesday, if only for the pinstripes with that tie. And that gorgeous hair :)
Love the cowboy boots pic! When I saw him running to the interview with those boots still on, I about lost it. *sigh* I miss Chuck Noblet…
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October 25th, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Thank you!
Oh my god yes. The cones were so vile haha.
That’d be a good like, ‘end note’, you know? “Best suit of the week” or something. I REALLY liked Wednesday’s tie. The screencap doesn’t do it justice at all. But agreed, the french cuffs are lovely and I am ALWAYS down for pinstripes.
I miss Noblet too. I wish he’d do a cameo or something. <3
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October 25th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Jordaaaaan! First of all, BIG congrats on getting the Fangirl Suit Report. I know we’re in good hands here. <333
"Cranberry" – very nice! :)
I agree, those boots are totally Noblet. XD
You rock, sweetie. \o/
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October 25th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
OH thank you! if I had to write an acceptance speech, you’d be in it. <333
You’re the best~
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October 25th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
You’re welcome!! Oh, you are incredibly sweet. <333
Captcha: city's Excedrin – that's some interesting personification, a city with a headache? :P
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October 25th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Wow, I really like the Report, keep up the good work ^^
lawls yes to the being a school girl and Noblet XD
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October 25th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Great post, Jordan! :)
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October 25th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Yay Jordan! Well I enjoyed this post of yours, bravo.
Is it just me, or does Stephen look fantastic in gold/yellow ties?!
*swoon*
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October 25th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Great job Jordan!
I’m glad you mentioned the boots reminding you of Chuck Noblet. So adorable! :)
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October 26th, 2009 at 12:13 am
Welcome Jordan! and thanks for giving us a new FSR so soon. Thanks for the pictures – my fav is Tuesday with the “flawless” hair as you so rightly put it – and that great red tie. Great to know that we’ll continue to see great screen grabs of Stephen’s suits :)
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October 26th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Welcome Jordan. I’ve always enjoyed the FSR’s and I’m sure you’ll continue doing a good job with it.
Love the boots pic. It’s drool worthy.
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November 1st, 2009 at 5:15 pm
sorry I didn’t get a chance to say this earlier, but WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!!!!
I really appreciate you doing the FSRs, and from what I can see you’re doing a wonderful job!! Enjoy it. :)
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November 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Thank you!!@!##! I really appreciate you starting them. What a great idea! I’m sorry you aren’t able to continue them, and I hope you do enjoy reading mine ~_~
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