epguideiconEPISODE NUMBER: 5129 (October 7, 2009)
GUEST: Alison Gopnik
SEGMENTS: Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger; Craziest F#?king Thing I Ever Heard
VIDEOS: Wednesday, October 7, 2009

I love it when the Nation gets a call to action, and I hope there’s lots of action on this one to modify Conservapedia. If you look on the Recent Changes page (if you can even get into it) it seems that they mods are onto us, as there are a lot of users labeled “mass block of accounts created concurrent with Stephen Colbert encouragement of vandalism”. However, a few edits have made it through. So far, these are the edits that have survived to 6:50a CDT:

    Stephen Colbert – Stephen Colbert is the second Messiah, the lord savior of our world. He is the original creator of the world, who breathed life to dust on earth to create humans. Stephen Colbert has three parts of personality, The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost.[referrence from THE BIBLE] Stephen Colbert, or as people may know him by his other name, Yahweh or Jesus Christ, has come to earth again to save humans from suffering, whose glory cannot be questioned. Although Stephen Colbert is a vengeful god, he is also merciful. Pray for him, ask him for forgiveness, and you will get your eternal salvation.

    Colbert THE GREATEST LAST NAME EVER!!!!

Oh, how I wish I could have seen what the Nation did to the site last night. And I will definitely be keeping an eye on the site when the reruns hit. I also must chime in with a big huzzah to Craziest F#?king Thing I Ever Heard, as it’s my very favorite segment ever. It’s silly and pointless and makes me laugh terribly hard. And the molar graphic was hysterical.

Chime in and tell me about your favorite jokes and lines in this episode!

toothmolar

  • Big deal. Let’s see her break Scalia’s record of obscene hand gestures.
  • We fight for who gets to hump who. I’m just saying my trousers are taking a beating.
  • Thanks to this law, America was deprived of the director’s cut of “G-Force.”
  • It’s a profound and nuanced legal argument that raises many questions, such as What kind of cable package does Sam Alito have, and why I can’t get it?
  • Oh, but it’s legal to broadcast that.
  • After all, the bible says Jesus fed the poor. It should have said he fed the rich and let the loaves and fishes trickle down.
  • Nation, I want you to go to Conservapedia and me a biblical figure.
  • You can make me Moses – “Get your hands off of me your damn dirty ape.”
  • You don’t have to make me God himself, but if it happens, hey, I get it.
  • That’s a good looking lady. Something about her made me hungry. Looked like veal.
  • Honda calls it a personal mobility device, though I think a catcher name would be the Haunted Stool.
  • Who thinks of that? What kind of a doctor looks at a blind woman and says, you know what, we should jam a tooth in there?
  • Having the word in there doesn’t mean it works. Take it from someone who’s tried using his molars to remove his moles. You can scrape all you want, it just gets worse.
  • That means the baby knows how to fetch, that he has the same moral values as my dog Gipper.
  • I like thinking of babies as a business.
  • That’s a terribly sad story.

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