The Seven Deadly Sins on The Colbert Report: Sloth

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“These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.” (Proverbs 6:16)

Hey Zoners!  Today’s Sin spotlight is on Sloth (say that three times fast!).  Now we all know Stephen’s a hard working man, but he does have the occasional lazy moment.  Because the show’s on a long break, we’ll include some vacation related clips today, too.

#5 – “Sign Off – Vacation Begins” Stephen is going on vacation, but don’t be sad.  Don’t think of them as reruns, think of them as me-runs.

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#4 – “Fred Thompson” Stephen praises Fred Thompson’s laziness – America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.

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#3 – “TV-Watching Toss” Jon catches Stephen watching Oprah and drinking a beer.

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#2 – “Uneventful Vacation” I like to speculate on what Stephen has been up to during the break.  Hint: it involves travel and a mask, though not the kind you might expect.

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#1 – “Daylight Savings Intro” Stephen in his boxers and pink slippers, reading Soap Opera Digest and eating a hot dog.  Enough said.

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Comments

  1. juice says:

    The DST video is hysterical!
    Not sure what I enjoy more – seeing Stephen in his skivvies, or the deer-in-headlights, mouthful of food shot at the end.

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  2. luvtcr says:

    Love the mask segment in #2- “Did you forget it was me?” How could we?!

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  3. MaryLovesColbert says:

    I love that “uneventful vacation” video! He is having so much fun with that mask. XP And the DST one will always be one of my faves!

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  4. jentaps says:

    Anytime he has his feet up on the desk it’s funny. But to have his feet up with pink slippers while in his underwear? And eating hotdogs and reading Soap Opera Digest? Too, too funny.

    I also love him in that mask. Such a flirt!

    Nice vid picks, Wren!

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  5. Roseha says:

    This group has two of my all time favorites – the TV watching toss and the Daylight Savings intro (which could have been a funny toss also but is great as is). Thanks Wren!

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  6. Lilimich says:

    The “Uneventful Vacation” video was one of the first episodes of the show that I ever watched. Good times…

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  7. Ann G. says:

    As much as I love the Daylight Savings Time intro with Stephen in his skivvies and pink slippers, my favorite is the Uneventful Vacation video because I was in the audience for that one. Still love the Mardi Gras mask!

    (reCAPTCHA: Ann ovulate. Uh… I’m sorry, what? LOL)

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