The Seven Deadly Sins on The Colbert Report: Sloth

“These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, A heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.” (Proverbs 6:16)

Hey Zoners!  Today’s Sin spotlight is on Sloth (say that three times fast!).  Now we all know Stephen’s a hard working man, but he does have the occasional lazy moment.  Because the show’s on a long break, we’ll include some vacation related clips today, too.

#5 – “Sign Off – Vacation Begins” Stephen is going on vacation, but don’t be sad.  Don’t think of them as reruns, think of them as me-runs.

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#4 – “Fred Thompson” Stephen praises Fred Thompson’s laziness – America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.

#3 – “TV-Watching Toss” Jon catches Stephen watching Oprah and drinking a beer.

#2 – “Uneventful Vacation” I like to speculate on what Stephen has been up to during the break.  Hint: it involves travel and a mask, though not the kind you might expect.

#1 – “Daylight Savings Intro” Stephen in his boxers and pink slippers, reading Soap Opera Digest and eating a hot dog.  Enough said.

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