Comments on: Episode 5094 (7/15/2009)

By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:30:35 +0000

Yey! Another New Jerseyan! *high five*

By: Ann G.

Ann G. — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:14:38 +0000

Juice, you’re from Jersey? :-D (The “Piney” reference…)

Also, “5+2=whatever Jesus wants” wins.

Also also, I have added “junk buffing” to my vocabulary. I don’t care if I get strange looks for it.

By: ColbertGirl27

ColbertGirl27 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 07:17:25 +0000

DB, I loved Stephen’s brief recognition with the audience as well when he said “willing to be king.” I love that you caught that too!

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:08:17 +0000

I went to watchmenap.com even before I came here, and it cracked me up! lol.

“I would have given him such a junk buffing he wouldn’t need an Argentine concubine.” was one of the best lines ever on the show!

also, for some reason 5 + 2 = whatever Jesus wants really cracked me up, especially since we talked about feeding the 5,000 in VBS the other night. It’s true, it really is whatever Jesus wants! lol.

By: Roseha

Roseha — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:04:29 +0000

I had to think about this one, but I went with “guns in bars” because it’s just such an awful law,and yet I doubt I would have heard about it here in New York if it weren’t for Stephen’s show. It still retained some “humor” if you will just from the comments of the supporters. I wonder if that bar owner who was not in favor of it could ban guns from *his* bar? It’s not government run after all!

For all that a very funny show, nice to have tip/wag back. I hope we have a threatdown soon also!

By: O'Reilly

O'Reilly — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 03:00:31 +0000

Just posted something about this at Colbert Nation, but quickly just want to say here, that it’s nice to see Keith Olbermann say between the lines (concerning this email dealie) what a really nice human being Stephen Colbert is, if you know what I mean.

By: Coquette

Coquette — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:52:59 +0000

um, playing cards is a corporate thing, unless you created the deck yourself. this guy is annoying me for some reason. sierra mist!

By: SajiNoKami

SajiNoKami — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:15:36 +0000

-Guns in Bars: Difference Makers:
ok that… see… yeah.. wow. *i stammer in disbelief*

-So are you saying we should go to a pre-Renaissance world view?
-Because I’m willing to be king, if that’s the case.
Hail King Stephen!

-Your plan sounds like kindergarten. Are we going to have forced naps also? Because I’m not tired!
-I have a webcam at watchmenap.com, and I make cash off of it.
it would be quite cool if they had just random webcams in the studio
always running… or even outside the front door…. *fan of the earthcams*

By: ColGeek

ColGeek — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:37:46 +0000

Another Arizonan! Woo hoo!

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:28:15 +0000

Maybe Keith will totally go against Stephen’s wishes and make him the Best Person in the World.