Klassic Kolbert – Episode 3109 (8/21/2007)

Good day Zoners! Being as we’re in the middle of summer, I thought I would feature the episode from 6/25/2007 with one of my favorite Threatdowns of all time: The Tropical Edition which features the dolphin which nearly took out my mom’s thumb (in a move both idiotic and hilarious). Plus, I don’t care how long the man has been out of office, Dick Cheney bashing will always be funny. So everyone, I hope you all have a good week and I’ll leave you to ponder the immortal question: “Who’s been f*@king the coral reefs?”

Some notable quotes:

• AAAHHHH! That’s *never* not scary!
• That is why, that is why Cheney *had* to play his trump card: That he is not a member of the Executive Branch. Now, some people still believe he IS part of that branch, I suppose because Article 2 of the Constitution says, “The executive power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America, He shall hold his office during the term of four years, and, together with the Vice President, chosen for the same term, be elected.”
• Discovery Channel, I am calling on you to broadcast “Sand Week.”
• Now, you’re probably asking yourself, how did the coral catch herpes? Scientists blame humans for putting too much carbon into the oceans, but that doesn’t answer the basic question: Who’s been f*@king the coral reefs?
• By the way, if it lasts more than four hours, you should see a doctor . . . Six months and, ah, you might want to have, uh, it immortalized.