Episode 5020 – R.A.P.S. (Awesome!)
I can’t believe it’s already Thursday night! What a great week, huh? I thought the shows were all excellent. We had a lot of interesting R.A.P.S. discussions, too!
So, Zoners, what did you think about this episode of ‘The Colbert Report?’ For me, the entire show was a win. Because I liked it all, I’m not yet sure how I will vote in the poll. What were the highlights of this episode for you? Please share your thoughts with us in the comments.
Here are some of my favorite quotes:
- What’s in the stimulus package? I’m guessing High-fructose corn syrup because that stuff is in everything.
- Good to have me with you.
- Some hideous monster ate my seal. Oh My God! That’s an elephant seal? This is worse than having the Elephant Man named after you.
- Well, I’m sure he’s got a very nice personality.
- That description was funded by the Mixed Metaphor Preservation Act.
- The end is near. Jesus, I’ll meet you at the Arby’s, where I assume we will both be working.
- You see, with federal money, they could have bought more subtle writing.
- Three leaves and shiny, keep away from the hiney.
- Nation, if these scouts keep it up, they can finally earn the coveted hypocrisy badge.
- Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. You can start by hating yourself.
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