Stephen Colbert wants to hide your gold! 1-888-OOPS-JEWEL

Stephen Colbert says:  SEND ME YOUR GOLD!

Stephen Colbert says: SEND ME YOUR GOLD!

I’m late to the party with this one (boo … working until past midnight and missing The Colbert Report when it originally airs!), but if you haven’t called 1-888-OOPS-JEWEL yet, you really, really should. The message is hilarious.

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  1. Laaaura says:

    The veins on Stephen’s hand make a cross lol.

    But yeah, the message is very funny!

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  2. Gaia Faye says:

    I called right away. Short, but hilarious!

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  3. supernova8610 says:

    That message is so wrong LOL

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  4. jentaps says:

    Bwah!

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  5. Cartwright says:

    Could someone tell me what the message was?

    I have the great bad luck of being in another country, and no matter what, my phone refuses to let this number work!

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    • Tiger says:

      can I say?

      I guess I’ll say.

      it’s a man telling you to rub your jewels on the phone to see whether they’re valuable. then he seems to rather “enjoy” it. I think it just says thank you and ends after that.

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      • Ms Interpreted says:

        Well, yes — it’s a play on the “family jewels” euphemism, hence the over the top enjoyment of the “rubbing”.

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      • forsakinghalfloves says:

        Thanks to you and Flatpoint Grief Counselor for the info! :)

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      • Daydrean says:

        Thanks! The number wasn’t working for me.

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  6. Meaculpa says:

    OMG that was awesome…

    CAPTCHA = strip self XD

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  7. eirracoes says:

    I actually rubbed my knuckles (I guess ’cause that’s where the gold ring would be) against my phone and that made it extra disturbing.

    They should’ve made it Stephen’s voice. Hee hee. Hee. Heehehehehe.

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