Jan
07
Stephen Colbert wants to hide your gold! 1-888-OOPS-JEWEL
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Stephen Colbert says: SEND ME YOUR GOLD!
I’m late to the party with this one (boo … working until past midnight and missing The Colbert Report when it originally airs!), but if you haven’t called 1-888-OOPS-JEWEL yet, you really, really should. The message is hilarious.
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12 Comments
January 7th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
The veins on Stephen’s hand make a cross lol.
But yeah, the message is very funny!
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January 7th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
You’re right!
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January 7th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I called right away. Short, but hilarious!
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January 7th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
That message is so wrong LOL
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January 7th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Bwah!
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January 7th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Could someone tell me what the message was?
I have the great bad luck of being in another country, and no matter what, my phone refuses to let this number work!
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January 7th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
can I say?
I guess I’ll say.
it’s a man telling you to rub your jewels on the phone to see whether they’re valuable. then he seems to rather “enjoy” it. I think it just says thank you and ends after that.
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January 7th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Well, yes — it’s a play on the “family jewels” euphemism, hence the over the top enjoyment of the “rubbing”.
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January 7th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Thanks to you and Flatpoint Grief Counselor for the info! :)
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January 7th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Thanks! The number wasn’t working for me.
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January 7th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
OMG that was awesome…
CAPTCHA = strip self XD
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January 8th, 2009 at 12:30 am
I actually rubbed my knuckles (I guess ’cause that’s where the gold ring would be) against my phone and that made it extra disturbing.
They should’ve made it Stephen’s voice. Hee hee. Hee. Heehehehehe.
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