Thanks to Jennie for finding this for us this afternoon!
‘Colbert Report’ Writers Present: 8 Possible ‘October Surprises’
Don’t be shocked if any of these events happen before Election Day; the ”Colbert” team saw it coming, and you read it here first…1. Sarah Palin wins debate using knowledge from Snapple Cap Facts.
2. Bill Clinton endorses Obama.
3. In an effort to appear younger and more hip, John McCain releases a sex ”talkie.”
4. Oak leaves suspend color-turning campaign until financial crisis is resolved. Urge maple leaves to do the same.
‘Colbert Report’ Writers Present: 8 Possible ‘October Surprises’
I adore the fact that Stephen, being the class act he is, is *not* front and center.
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aahhhahahah! these guys are really great. I especially enjoyed the ‘snapple caps’ one. XD
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releases a sex ”talkie.” Haha, that made me laugh hard.
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My fave was # 5:
Sarah Palin turns out to have an embarrassing Ivy League-educated, immensely qualified sibling.
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