‘I Am America (And So Can You!)’ Wall and Desk Calendar available NOW!

We’ve mentioned the I Am America (And So Can You!) 2009 Desk Calendar, but it looks like there’s going to be a wall calendar, too! Here’s a graphic from the back of the Desk Calendar, courtesy of Calendar.com:

I Am America (And So Can You!) Desk Calendar

h/t Colboarder tillerfamily

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  1. Tonks says:

    oh my god! YESS!!
    I’ve been waiting for this day my whole life.

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  2. DrMeowMix says:

    YES! A worthy replacement for my soon to be unnecessary George W. Bush Out-of-Office Countdown Calendar.

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  3. Eli says:

    Ohhhhhh!!!!! If only I hadn’t been fired just now. Life is so cruel.

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    • DB says:

      Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think … It’s like rai-aaaaain on your wedding day!

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      • Eli says:

        I’ve just decided. I’ll buy them both. So what if I am fired, Stephen’s face will make me happy. (I am still crying though). And is worse than rain on your wedding day. Is like TDS and TCR on break during a congress sex scandal

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        • DB says:

          At any rate, job change is stressful. What better way to transition into something better than to have a clean, fresh calendar waiting for your new desk!

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    • wildlymissingthemark says:

      sorry to hear that!!! think of stephen and smile:-)

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  4. Allison says:

    I ordered them both…I couldn’t help it. I know they will make me smile.

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    • DB says:

      I’m going to get the desk calendar for work, and the wall calendar for my home. Not sure where I’ll put it – I’ll find a place for it somewhere, I’m sure.

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      • Laaaura says:

        That’s exactly what I’m going to do. So freakin’ excited right now!

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  5. maija says:

    Hahaha…more ways for me to spend my money.

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  6. meaculpa says:

    Oh, man. I can’t take it. I’m way past the point of Colbert-overload.

    Though that little blurb is pretty hilarious.

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  7. wildlymissingthemark says:

    well, as you know, Stephen promised us plenty repackaging of the book’s contents in the years to come ;)

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  8. Splendiferous_Zeppelin says:

    This is great!!! I’d love one of these. Will the calendar have giant pictures of Stephen in it?? And if not, I should really make a calendar with giant pictures of Stephen in it. ;)

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  9. eirracoes says:

    We really would buy anything with Stephen’s face on it haha.

    If he wasn’t so amazing, I’d stop myself before proceeding and take the time to think seriously about whether or not I have been sucked into a cult.

    But as he is indeed so amazing, I need not.

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  10. Miss J says:

    Rationally I tell myself that I absolutely have no use for a desk calendar, that everything in it comes straight out of the wonderful book I own, and that I have no money.

    Why then am I still experiencing a nagging urge to buy it?

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  11. prazzledazzle says:

    Oh my, I am ridiculously broke. Since I’m just a student, I didn’t feel the need to be employed this summer. That was a wrong move. I guess I’ll have to spend the remains of my crumpled dollar bills on those two items. I hope they’re not like $20 each. I think I would cry.
    Paying for bus-fare doesn’t help with the situation either. I guess Stephen’s beaming face will cheer me up once I purchase him.

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  12. Lisa says:

    WANT!

    I’m so adding this to my premature Christmas list…

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    • Lisa says:

      PS–how funny is that disclaimer at the bottom of the graphic that’s posted? I love how they take the time to add little jokes here and there to just about everything. Genius.

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  13. tiger says:

    oh I love calendars but they have to be good. if there is no room to write things on the actual days then I’ll be very annoyed.

    I mean like the Colbertness of it will overcome.

    but still.

    I dunno if I prefer the desk calendar or the wall one…I’ll have to see how I set up my room.

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  14. Michele says:

    I’m definitely getting that wall calendar!

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