We’ve mentioned the I Am America (And So Can You!) 2009 Desk Calendar, but it looks like there’s going to be a wall calendar, too! Here’s a graphic from the back of the Desk Calendar, courtesy of Calendar.com:

h/t Colboarder tillerfamily
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We’ve mentioned the I Am America (And So Can You!) 2009 Desk Calendar, but it looks like there’s going to be a wall calendar, too! Here’s a graphic from the back of the Desk Calendar, courtesy of Calendar.com:

h/t Colboarder tillerfamily
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oh my god! YESS!!
I’ve been waiting for this day my whole life.
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YES! A worthy replacement for my soon to be unnecessary George W. Bush Out-of-Office Countdown Calendar.
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Ohhhhhh!!!!! If only I hadn’t been fired just now. Life is so cruel.
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Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think … It’s like rai-aaaaain on your wedding day!
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I’ve just decided. I’ll buy them both. So what if I am fired, Stephen’s face will make me happy. (I am still crying though). And is worse than rain on your wedding day. Is like TDS and TCR on break during a congress sex scandal
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At any rate, job change is stressful. What better way to transition into something better than to have a clean, fresh calendar waiting for your new desk!
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sorry to hear that!!! think of stephen and smile:-)
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I ordered them both…I couldn’t help it. I know they will make me smile.
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I’m going to get the desk calendar for work, and the wall calendar for my home. Not sure where I’ll put it – I’ll find a place for it somewhere, I’m sure.
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That’s exactly what I’m going to do. So freakin’ excited right now!
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Hahaha…more ways for me to spend my money.
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Oh, man. I can’t take it. I’m way past the point of Colbert-overload.
Though that little blurb is pretty hilarious.
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well, as you know, Stephen promised us plenty repackaging of the book’s contents in the years to come ;)
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This is great!!! I’d love one of these. Will the calendar have giant pictures of Stephen in it?? And if not, I should really make a calendar with giant pictures of Stephen in it. ;)
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We really would buy anything with Stephen’s face on it haha.
If he wasn’t so amazing, I’d stop myself before proceeding and take the time to think seriously about whether or not I have been sucked into a cult.
But as he is indeed so amazing, I need not.
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Rationally I tell myself that I absolutely have no use for a desk calendar, that everything in it comes straight out of the wonderful book I own, and that I have no money.
Why then am I still experiencing a nagging urge to buy it?
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Oh my, I am ridiculously broke. Since I’m just a student, I didn’t feel the need to be employed this summer. That was a wrong move. I guess I’ll have to spend the remains of my crumpled dollar bills on those two items. I hope they’re not like $20 each. I think I would cry.
Paying for bus-fare doesn’t help with the situation either. I guess Stephen’s beaming face will cheer me up once I purchase him.
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WANT!
I’m so adding this to my premature Christmas list…
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PS–how funny is that disclaimer at the bottom of the graphic that’s posted? I love how they take the time to add little jokes here and there to just about everything. Genius.
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oh I love calendars but they have to be good. if there is no room to write things on the actual days then I’ll be very annoyed.
I mean like the Colbertness of it will overcome.
but still.
I dunno if I prefer the desk calendar or the wall one…I’ll have to see how I set up my room.
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I’m definitely getting that wall calendar!
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