Klassic Kolbert: Even Stevphen

So … Robert Novak was cited for hitting a pedestrian in a hit-and-run accident today. I don’t think I have anything to add to that story.

Since the victim seems to be okay, I’m ready to indulge in some serious schadenfreude. I’m sure any of this site’s regulars could guess that mention of Robert Novak reminds me of this hilarious segment from the Colbert-Carell “Hall of Fame”:

Even Stevphen – The Clinton Years — Every time Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert fight, it’s because of Bill Clinton.

I think one of the funniest things about that clip is the fact that it’s probably as *nice* to Bob Novak as The Daily Show has ever been.

Since I’m feeling a little evil, I’ll just add a link to this segment of Jon addressing Mr. Novak back in 2006, shortly after the Valerie Plame scandal broke. Then I’ll go back to reading that article and reveling. Join me, won’t you?


EDITED TO ADD: Mr. Novak has been diagnosed with a brain tumor. While our politics obviously differ, I wish him a speedy recovery.

Comments

  1. Haaahahaa! You’ve gotta find the love…good line.

    You know this story is going to end up on TDS before the end of the week. : )

  2. Gaia Faye says:

    “He’s not dead, that’s the main thing.”

    lololol Omg. “Okay, everybody! He’s fine! Move along! Nothing to see here! Just like I didn’t see that guy who was apparently ‘splayed into my windshield!'”

    • Jenny with a Y says:

      I know! I couldn’t believe he said that. What a tool. Thank god for the hero who stopped Novak. I hope they cover this story on TDS or TCR.

      I always love Even Stevphen segments. Those two are amazingly funny together. “Shut up! Shut Up! Shut up! God your voice is like a jackal picking at my brain. I hate you! I hate who you are, and what you do, and how you sound, and what you say. Your like a cancer on my life. GOD!” So funny!!!! I have no idea how Steve Carell kept it together when Stephen was having his fake meltdown.

  3. looped linear says:

    The man really is a gaping, bodily orifice.

    I love that evenstevphen…”I can *smell* him on you…!” hahaha!

  4. The fact Jon’s intro video is tagged “douchebag” made me laugh more than was necessary. I wondered how many more videos were tagged that way and what do you know, they all also contain a “Robert/Bob Novak” tag as well.

  5. mrtigger001 says:

    lest we forget, Robert novak…. is a douchebag

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