Stephen Colbert, cover boy for ‘Dartmouth Alumni Magazine’

Hee! Check out the cover of the July/August Dartmouth Alumni Magazine:

Cover boy

I’ve noticed a couple of blog postings about Dartmouth’s featuring its most famous (sort of) alumnus; here’s one that gives a brief overview. And this one, from LiveJournal, includes an amusing Photoshopped image:

Stephen Colbert in Dartmouth Alumni Magazine

Exit, pursued by a bearThe July/August issue of DAM arrived in the mail on Saturday, and upon seeing the cover, Cara, my housemate, exclaimed, “Stephen Colbert went to Dartmouth?” I explained that he did not really go to Dartmouth, but his fictional persona did.

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The author of the article was not able to get any information about Colbert’s fictional Dartmouth days from Colbert’s office, so the whole article only reports on “memories” that alumni from that period have of him. There are several photoshopped pictures as well. He is implicated in the conservative shenanigans on campus during those four years, as well as being given credit for masterminding the recent attempted takeover of the Board of Trustees by conservative interests. He is portrayed as being lonely, awkward, and a poor student …


Full article here

Since it sounds like Stephen wasn’t interviewed for or directly involved with the writing of the article, I’d be very curious to see what the rest of it is like. Here’s hoping full scans of it show up somewhere soon!


EDIT:
Ask and ye shall receive, MsInterpreted! These are courtesy of our Senior British Correspondent, Chica Lolita.

Colbert at Dartmouth (6.9M, PDF)

Comments

  1. ColbertFaninChicago says:

    On behalf of NU, this hurts my eyes to see it, even in jest. Stephen, come back where you belong. Hail to purple, hail to white!

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    • W&M_NU says:

      As one who also bleeds purple, I concur.
      NU and Chicago miss you, Stephen!

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  2. Lauren says:

    Dartmouth?
    haha.
    Nice photoshopped pictures.

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  3. Splendiferous_Zeppelin says:

    I’m amused that his character has become so three-dimensional that people are writing their own stuff about his history. It’s just like Sherlock Holmes….

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  4. tiger says:

    at first that article seemed too true, like it would confuse people, but after a few paragraphs I concluded that it is very well-written. thanks for the PDF!

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  5. Lisa says:

    Haha! Thanks for the .pdf! What a great “history” of “Stephen”‘s time at Dartmouth. It’s so neat to see fans take his character places that he hasn’t gone yet…just when you thought there wasn’t such a place.

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  6. ColbertGirl27 says:

    Thank you Chica Lolita! I just LOVE that picture of him running from the bear. Haha!

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