Comments on: How did Stephen Colbert injure his face?

By: Stephenett

Stephenett — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 04:30:48 +0000

He was attacked by a robot bear!!

Nukaleu — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 14:17:00 +0000

That or he dropped it down the stairs ;)

Gimpy — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:24:53 +0000

And store all cocaine overhead or plant on nearest congressman. Alternatively in head and in congressman.
Ewww…

Alli — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:56:11 +0000

Connan OBrain tacked him into Jon Stewart’s kneecap causing a massive explosion that injured his head

marsha hammond phd — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:06:27 +0000

….wrastlin a bear…

BEARS! The number 1 threadown!

Lisa — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:46:20 +0000

You’ve always got to suspect bears had a hand in it somehow.

Dixie — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 07:18:54 +0000

Jon Stewart attacked him with a pineapple.

Lucy — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:42:34 +0000

Stephen got hurt defending the Constitution from an angry mob of gay couples, flag burners and the liberal media. :)

selena — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 04:03:21 +0000

It also looks like it could have been from a dancing accident… RAIN!!!

superduper — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:17:36 +0000

Stephen went to space this weekend as Tek Jansen and got his face nicked by a laser bullet while on a super dangerous intergalactic mission.