Tastes like Freedom …

We’re a family-friendly blog here at NFZ, so (naturally) we’d never dream of linking you to this.*

Never in a million years. :)


*For those of you poor souls unfamiliar with the Matt Damon reference, watch this (and a follow-up here). Warning, these links are really NSFW.

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  1. entropy says:

    I love him so! Too funny.

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  2. Laaaura says:

    Oh man, lmfao!

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  3. Olivia says:

    “Tastes like freedom”? Oh, NFZ, you dirty, dirty blog.

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  4. Michele says:

    Bwahahahaha! That is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard. Great comeback! The man is a genius.

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  5. TraceyUK says:

    :O

    Bwaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!!

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  6. meaculpa says:

    Oh man, I can’t breathe. That’s too funny. XD

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  7. GAH! I had to stifle a laugh cuz I’m sposed to be doin homework, lol, but that was HILARIOUS!

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  8. Shruti says:

    hehehehe.
    oh man.

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  9. Kinaesthesia says:

    Ha! Sheer brilliance.

    Even better – the quote at the top of the page right now is:

    “I know we’ve been together for a year now, Nation, but I would still so do you. This is The Colbert Report.”

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  10. TruthPower says:

    Leave that stuff out please. I’m surprised I even looked at that video.

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  11. Ms Interpreted says:

    @ TruthPower,

    “Well, I thought it was funny.” YMMV.

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  12. One of the Heroes says:

    What a great comeback on Stephen’s part! His comedic abilities never ceases to amaze me. I am very surprised someone actually asked him that question. Ask a surprising question, get a surprising answer I guess.

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  13. Eris says:

    *goes to a happy place*

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  14. Lincognocity says:

    OK, that’s just…. I just…

    Oh my.

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  15. laughing at nothing says:

    @Kinaestheia:

    The quote widget is hilariously synchronic sometimes, isn’t it?

    The Damon/Affleck videos were marvelous. The “inappropriate humor” between Silverman and Kimmel showed their genuine love and understanding of each other.

    Colbert’s retort to the audience question
    Wittily slick and slightly gross on reflection. ;)

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  16. One of the Heroes says:

    NFZ got props for this story in Comedy Central Insider: http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/03/stephen-colbert.html

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  17. imoldfashioned says:

    Bwah! I’d have blushed six shades of red if I had been that audience member. Great comeback.

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  18. vigwig says:

    OMG! I had to stifle a huge LOL while at work here. Talk about quick comebacks! Hysterical.

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  19. Caitlin says:

    oh my dear lord… I love how cunningly filthy Stephen can be sometimes. I’d say that’s quite the slender retort!

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  20. dustdevil says:

    @Caitlin “cunningly filthy” hee!
    I wasn’t so pleased with the snarky tone that the CC Insider used in describing the person who asked the question. Whatever the motive, in the end it was a fantastic question because of the answer that resulted…

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  21. looped linear says:

    ROF*R*LMAO!! I would *kill* to be that quick witted. :D

    And too shay….;)

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  22. Ms Interpreted says:

    @ Caitlin,

    Hee! You know, that makes me think that about the only thing that could have made this story better is if the woman who’d asked the question had then freaked out and screamed, “SHUT YOUR DIRTY LITTLE MOUTH!” at him.

    (Of course, I’m *quite* pleased by the story as it already is …)

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  23. Gaia Faye says:

    lol! Ohhhhh my.

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  24. Josh says:

    Hilariousperiod

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  25. snoopypez says:

    Oh my GOD. Made of win, that man is. I just.

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  26. Tonks says:

    aaahahahaha

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  27. happybbb says:

    Late to the party but….bwahahahaha! Awesome.

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  28. C says:

    @MsI

    YES!

    What would happen next?

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  29. VerdureVision says:

    Day-uhm! Spring is certainly bustin’ out all OVER this joint! Did someone order an extra helpin’ of frisky?

    Can’t. Stop. Grinning. X-D

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