SPOILER! Colbert Sculpture spotted at Myrtle Beach

From MyrtleBeachOnline.com:

Mysterious 3rd sculpture appears
By Jonathan Tressler – The Sun News

Sand?

The Myrtle Beach Area Chamber of Commerce had a sand sculpture built Monday night to squeeze one last drop from the deluge of publicity its presidential sand sculptures brought to town.

Although it bore a striking resemblance to one-time presidential hopeful, Comedy Central personality and Charleston native Stephen Colbert, those in the know were sworn to silence about the sculpture, including whether or when it will be shown on a cable TV network.

“I’m supposed to tell you I can neither confirm or deny the existence of said sculpture,” said chamber President Brad Dean on Tuesday, about an hour after a Myrtle Beach fire crew demolished the sculpted face. “I hate to be evasive, but we’ve been asked to do that.”

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EDITED TO ADD: Looks like we should get answers as to what this is all about on Thursday night’s episode.

Comments

  1. … does anyone else think it REALLY looks like Lincoln from that angle? Hmm.

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  2. Jennie says:

    … Lincolnish!

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  3. Ann G. says:

    Yes! It actually looks like Lincoln’s face, with Stephen’s eyebrow. Freaky, yet funny.

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  4. Mel says:

    Definitely a Lincoln influence there. I googled Brad Dean and found that he graduated from the university of illinois, the self-proclaimed land of lincoln. I smell a publicity stunt to defraud colbert and elect lincoln, posthumously. Down w/ Dean and Lincoln, vote Colbert in 2008.

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  5. Laaaura says:

    Haha, that’s too cool.

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  6. Lisa says:

    Wow — how funny is that?

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  7. Rebnej says:

    @ Ann G.: OMG, you’re right! It’s like a sand version of Operation Facestrong . . . only actually funny.

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  8. EvilDevil says:

    Stephen… a forgotten relative of lincoln?… imagine that…

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  9. vigwig says:

    But..but… Lincoln was retarded! ;)

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  10. @vigwig: but then, Stephen’s IQ *is* 95 ….

    *g*

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  11. vigwig says:

    @ stellar dust

    Oh yeah, he got an “A”! Priceless. :D

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  12. “Demolished it” — !?*&^%%$$###

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  13. Fifi says:

    That so looks like Lincoln… is that a sign?

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  14. Erin says:

    I saw Lincoln before I saw Colbert, for sure.

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  15. Laura says:

    It appears as though nature is honouring Stephen now.

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  16. that rules…

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  17. BManZ says:

    The sculpture is way cool. AND HUGE!
    I’ll bet if you got a shot from the front they’d have Steven’s cockeyed ear!

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