For those of you new to this site – we are 100% Pro-Colbert, and also we are supportive of the efforts of the writers. We are NOT, I repeat, NOT, looking for a “substitute Colbert” during these trying times. We don’t want someone who’s kind of like Stephen and Jon, we want Stephen and Jon. Period.
So please, stop spamming our comments with adverts for videos of people who can “get us through.” We don’t want a substitute. We want Stephen.
If you comment spam, or e-mail spam every single one of our staff with e-mails to your site with your “substitute Colbert”, I can guarantee you you’re not getting a free plug. We’re grieving and we’re worried and we’re cranky. All you are going to do is piss us off.
Thank you. Sorry for the cranky. Here’s something that should help all of us get through these trying times.

say no to fake fake-journalist or fake-fakers…
accept no substitutes
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You’ve got to be @(*#$%( kidding me. What a bunch of $(*$#%)(*. Guess I am cranky too.
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Yep, they’re spambotting the Colboard via PM too.
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Damn. I was just about to post a link to my “Puppet Colbert in Space!” show.
Oh well.
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“We’re grieving and we’re worried and we’re cranky. All you are going to do is piss us off.”
Yeah. That just about sums it all up. I feel downright miserable. And the fact that there’s like no end in sight makes me wanna cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. :(
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The Colbert University, I highly recommend it :D as a substitute. j/k but it is awesome.
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This might cheer you up just a little: I was at my local Ikea this afternoon. We were looking for one of those ladders to go with a bookcase. Anyway! I was at the downstairs desk asking where they might have them, and I was leaning on the catalog. One of the employees pointed at the catalog and laughed. I moved my arms off he catalog (thinking I was on the ladder page). He pointed at my wrist, laughed again, and said “WristStrong!” He hadn’t ever seen one on someone. We were both happy about the encounter and high-fived each other. Another employee said he was a fan, too. Much Stephen love at the Sacramento Ikea today!
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@h_b:
Thanks for the shout-out for CU! We do have lots of links to Stephen-related videos, interviews, etc., that don’t involve Comedy Central (so you can view/read/listen without guilt).
Courage strength and fortitude, Nation!
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I wonder will he be down here (South carolina), jus’ sayin’.Go Go edisto, no wait….what?
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As the song says, “Don’t it always seem to go, that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone…”
Looks like the entire nation (not just the Colbert Nation) is gonna be in a bad mood for a while. Without the frustration safety valve of TDS/TCR available, the body politic is going to have to deal with the news w/o any satire sweetner. It won’t be pretty. ;(
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DB, do you happen to know anything about availability of Comedy Central videos? They just don’t load for me (whether at the TCR site or the TDS archive or embedded in other websites). I don’t know whether it’s anything to do with me being in the UK? Are they banning non-US access?
We don’t get TCR in the UK. Jon is great but he’s not Stephen. How am I ever going to see Stephen again?
*cries eyes out*
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Not even the 1/2 Hour News Hour?
:P
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I’ve seen other people on colboard saying the same thing (from France, Germany, Canada..). I was having trouble with the search function on thedailyshow.com.. looking for Stephen clips.. it stopped working but then started again… France person said it’s back for them.. but for the Canadians it appears to be off and on. :( Can you purchase them, once the strike is over, from iTunes? :(
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From colboard “You know you guys outside of the country can enter in by proxies, or masking your IP as if it were an IP in the states. Google it. I tried it and was able to view videos on The Comedy Network after being blocked for my foreign IP.
I have also been having trouble with Motherload and TDS.com since Friday. Perhaps something to do with the strike?”
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I don’t know whether I can purchase them from iTunes. I’ve downloaded iTunes. I have no idea whether I can play things from iTunes on my non-iPod, but I can’t find Stephen’s stuff on iTunes. I can find an audiobook of the WHCD but that’s it. The “TV shows” option on iTunes turns up nothing. I don’t know whether that means there’s no TV shows available in the UK on iTunes. I don’t understand why they’d make stuff available on the other side of the pond but not here?
Still not back here in the UK.
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http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/urgent-wga-strike-update-coming-up/
New update on the strike coming soon..
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@coldbear
You cannot play downloaded iTunes material on another mp3 player, only an Apple iPod. But iTunes material will play on a pc and a mac.
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*sigh*
I’m beyond depressed about this strike, but I totally support all the wonderful writers, especially for TDS and TCR. They all work so hard to give us these wonderful shows and life without them, for however long, will be somber.
And seriously, HOW in the world could ANYONE find a substitute that even holds a candle to Jon or Stephen? I’d like to see you try…
But, thanks to DB for posting my all-time favorite picture of Stephen from VF. I must mop myself up from the little puddle I’ve just melted into.
WE LOVE YOU, STEPHEN!
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*coldbear66*;”i dont know whether that means theres no Tv shows in the UK available on i-tunes”
All the ‘Reports’are available to buy on the US store, you can change store to the US itunes and take a look, but you cant buy them with a UK account-someone is taking the “P”
Have you tried the ‘bit torrent’ thing?
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I have tried proxies but not got this to work yet.
I haven’t tried the bit-torrent thing, if anyone could give me a pointer as to where to go and find out about it, that would be really appreciated.
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hey- im from singapore and i can view EVERYTHING!! thedailyshow.com, comedy central ( just watched the gravitas stone philips clip). :D
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Hmm. I don’t know if posting this is allowed- ColbertonDemand – http://colbertondemand.com/
Great site that loads super fast- and is full of Stephen. No fakes. ;)
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