Bears: The # 1 threat facing America

HAHAHAHAHA!! Okay, I can’t condone the feeding of Godless Killing Machines (especially not feeding them a steady diet of Stephen Colbert), but this really is hilarious.

Part of this was featured in last night’s ThreatDown; evidently, it was a response to Stephen’s outrage over Portland’s DISCOUNT sale of I Am America (And So Can You!) from a week ago.

Thanks for the tip, martin!


  1. Please forgive me, Stephen, but I can’t help worrying that the colored inks might be bad for the bear…

  2. Yeah, I saw that a few days ago and meant to email it to you then, but the video totally froze my computer. Should be an interesting campaign for city council here in portland, though.

  3. Ms Interpreted says:

    I’ll bet! Thanks again, martin; I really got a kick out of it. I was watching that and thinking, “Awwwww . . . who’s a fuzzy little Godless Killing Machine?!”

  4. *LOL* It’s so cute!

  5. snoopypez says:

    That. Is so. CUTE. I love how the bear is just relaxing there, all “whee, new toy!” and “huh, tastes weird.” Heart!

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