Make Me America: The Religion Randomizer

As if there wasn’t enough to do at MakeMeAmerica.com, here’s another section of the site that lets you add to your profile:

The Religion Randomizer!

Hit the ‘Convert’ button and say hello to your new religion! Actually, you can convert as many times as you want, but choose your religion wisely. And enjoy the pithy Stephen-esque sayings along the way, such as:

Your new religion is… Hinduism.
Spoiler alert: Your next life form is dragonfly.

Thanks to MsInterpreted for the link!

Comments

  1. Jess says:

    HEEEEE.

    (Am I the only one who thinks this page needs a God Machine sound effect?)

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  2. Shruti says:

    No I totally thought the same thing.

    Also: how did you find this page?

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  3. Shruti says:

    So I kept hitting “convert again” and I got assorted religions with changing comments, but when I landed on Christianity it was like “Congratulations!!” and I got stuck with that one, hahaha.

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  4. vigwig says:

    I’m totally hearing the boop, boop in my head while that thing is running. ;D

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  5. VerdureVision says:

    @MsInterpreted:

    How did you find that page on the site? I’ve heard there are Easter eggs, but haven’t been able to locate one yet…thx!

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  6. EvilDevil says:

    Islam: There goes your career as a political cartoonist
    Hinduism: Here’s something to meditate on: angering God

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  7. Robert says:

    hinduism – please give us our jobs back.
    But I got converted to christianity

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  8. Robert says:

    It can be gotten to through the colbert nation website. the randomizer link on that page sends you to this

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  9. Ms Interpreted says:

    Eeek! I’ve been offline for a while, there (yes, sometimes I actually do go out to play in the three-dimensional world). Shruti and VerdureVision, Robert was exactly right, I noticed the link on the ColbertNation site. It *is* a lot of fun to play with, wouldn’t you say?

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  10. Ginge says:

    hahaha: Atheism – “Have fun with your new King James paperweight.”

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