“I Am America (And So Can You!)” Audiobook Preview!

Our friends at the Hachette Book Group have generously provided us with three clips of the audiobook of “I Am America (And So Can You!)“!

I can’t tell you how excited I am to share these audio clips with you. So have a listen to the files below, and if you haven’t ordered your copy of the audiobook yet, what are you waiting for?

MP3 thumbnail ‘My American Childhood’
Stephen reminisces about his his earliest American childhood memory.

‘Chapter 3: Animals’ According to Stephen, the single most important thing you can do as a human being is to dominate an animal – because you better believe they’d dominate us if they could.

‘Religion’
Stephen explains why his religion is so practical: if you’re good, you don’t die. Therefore, Stephen will have eternity to watch that Civil War documentary he got last Christmas.

If we receive any more preview clips, we’ll post ‘em posthaste – whether they’re from Stephen or from the many guest readers lending their voices to this project.

Comments

  1. Ms Interpreted says:

    Rock on, Kinaesthesia! I’m so glad you got these for us; they’re hilarious.

    Can’t wait for the real release date . . .

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  2. Laaaura says:

    Niiice! This audiobook is going to be so amazing. But then, I think that’s a given for anything Colbert-related.

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  3. Unwords says:

    I want this book SO SO SO SO SO BAD. Why is it not October, yet? I… I believe that’s the first time I’ve ever said that. So awesome! Thank you and everyone involved with the book at the Hatchette Group so much for the preview clips!

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  4. dustdevil says:

    Cool! I guess it’s because he’s talking slower, but he sounds sort of tired.

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  5. Katie says:

    I can’t stand the wait! It’s killing me! I’ll definitely be getting my hands on the audiobook as soon as it’s released.

    Oh, these clips are great, by the way. :]

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  6. Heather says:

    This is so exciting. I can barely form words.

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  7. Shruti says:

    Oh man, the dramatic music and other sound effects are amazing.

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  8. truthiness89 says:

    The first one, with the dramatic music at the end, is my favorite. :D

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  9. Veselina says:

    Oooh, thank you so much for sharing these!

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  10. Tina says:

    Do I sound ungrateful if I say they are WAY too short??? Must have MORE!!!

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  11. Jess says:

    That, and the list of guest-readers? Totally broke my resolve. I’d more or less managed to convince myself that I didn’t need both the book (which I ordered a while back) *and* the audiobook, but… yeah, they’re both on pre-order now. God, I’m such a geek.

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  12. Gaia Faye says:

    Oh, this is going to make the drive to work so much more enjoyable. :D Can’t wait.

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  13. SCORPIOPRODIGY says:

    Squirrels in the attic! Thanks, Stephen. If you would have said basement I might have…I guess we’ll never know.

    :P

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  14. Cathy says:

    What. A. Tease.

    This book is going to be amazing! I can’t wait!

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  15. MadMoll says:

    after seeing the list, I guess I have to buy 25 copies of the audiobook to go with the 25 copies of the hardcover…

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  16. MCEsteban says:

    Hmm… Ruth. Ruth E. Ness maybe? heh.

    Anyway, thanks for the awesome clips, and congrats on getting em.

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  17. patti says:

    i cant wait for the near furture!!!

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  18. AllanH says:

    If (or WHEN) Colbert runs for President, he needs to have as a Foreign Policy issue that we outsource the Iraq War to China.

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