“Tek Jansen, wearer of star suits . . .” (but not always)

Hey, Tek fans! It sounds like we may finally have a reliable release date for the first of the long-awaited “Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen” comics: according to Entertainment Weekly and the Oni website, we can look for the first issue to come out on July 11th. From the Entertainment Weekly article on the new comic:

First Look: ‘Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen’
Check out seven full pages of a wacky sci-fi comic overseen by the Comedy Central star
By Mandi Bierly

Stephen Colbert has branded a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor, a minor-league hockey team mascot, and (nearly) a bridge in Hungary. Now, the host of Comedy Central’s Colbert Report is flying his geek flag with the Oni Press comic book series Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen.

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Each of the five issues — the first of which hits shelves July 11 — features two tales. The main serialized story, written by Scarface‘s John Layman and Hourman‘s Tom Peyer with art by Scott Chantler (Northwest Passage), follows the intergalactic war Tek sets off when he assassinates a leader of a benevolent alien race called Optiklons. They’ve offered to give the citizens of Alphalon-7 ”stupefyingly sophisticated technology, capable of permanently eradicating hunger, greed, suffering and unhappiness” — if the Aphalons agree to donate one micro-percentage of their surplus energy reserves to a less fortunate planet. It’s easy to understand why Tek doesn’t trust the Optiklon: ”Think about it. In a world where everybody’s cared for, how could you be treated better than the next guy?”

If that sounds like a Colbert-ian zinger, it should: Colbert went through the script line by line. Says Layman, ”We’d get notes, like ‘Oh, you know, I was rereading this on my porch Saturday…’ I’ve had editors who don’t pay that close attention. There’s quite a bit of back-and-forth because I think Stephen Colbert is a geek.”

Though the serious Report fan admits that he and Peyer initially went in the wrong direction — ”We wrote it as if it was Stephen Colbert in space, so he had a robot eagle sidekick and he was going after alien bears” — they ultimately found the sweet spot. ”Tek’s got a radioactive robotic monkey sidekick,” Layman says. ”He’s got an evil pet named Meangarr, this giant energy void, that has vowed to kill him if he ever escapes. And then he has girlfriend after girlfriend after girlfriend.” Tek Jansen fans will be happy to hear that the sci-fi sex god even winds up nude for the first story’s final three pages. ”We had him wake up to a [‘hot Skeletahn’] alien and he’s late and running off to assassinate the Optiklon leader,” Layman says. ”The artist decided to keep him naked because we never said ‘He stops and puts on his clothes.’ Suddenly we’re getting pages, and here’s Tek Jansen’s butt — and it’s funny.” (Colbert must’ve agreed; he signs off on the art as well.)

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Read the full article AND see all seven pages of Horn Like Me! A Stephen Colbert’s Tek Jansen Case File here

If you missed it, No Fact Zone’s previous coverage of Tek Jansen (including our interviews with Tom Peyer and Scott Chantler) and other fun and games are available here.


  1. “There’s quite a bit of back-and-forth because I think Stephen Colbert is a geek.”

    NO WAY!!!!

  2. truthiness89 says:

    Wow….he went through the whole script and everything? That’s awesome, but he’s gotta be wearing himself out these days!

  3. TheLakeEffect says:

    *loving the aliens… killing the aliens… sometimes loving, and then killing the aliens…*

  4. @TLE:

    @#$%!! Now that song is stuck in my head again!

  5. TheLakeEffect says:


    Mission Accomplished!

  6. Me 2, thanks a lot!

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