Amy Sedaris has a potty mouth

I totally stole this from Katie (webmaster over at AmySedarisRocks.com), who stole this from someone else. Katie rocks.

(gets my Shift key finger limber to make this one a bit more “family friendly”)

Once again, I am reminded why I adore Amy.

Last week, she shot a cameo for a new Will Ferrell movie called Semi-Pro, in which she plays a white trash, drunk fan at a basketball game who screams obscenities at Woody Harrelson and gets into a big brawl. Someone who was an extra in the movie posted the following.

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The scene was Woody Harrelson (character name: Monix) driving the lane to the hoop with about 20 seconds left. Amy Sedaris was playing the crazed super drunk white trash fan who was harassing him from the floorside seats. The first shots being set were Woody’s stunt double driving into the lane and then tumbling into the seats right next to Amy and her white trash hubby after being fouled by rival player “Petrelli” who was on the Anaheim Amigos team. Woody’s team was the Kentucky Colonels. Amy was yelling and laughing in a stupor each cut, and it got funnier and funnier. She was screaming such things as:

“COME ON MONIX! I GOT CROCK POTS THAT WORK FASTER THAT YOU!”
“IF YOU MAKE THE SHOT, I’LL LET YOU TITTYF@#K ME!”
“I GOT KIDS IN THE CAR, MONIX! LET’S GO!”
“YOU F@#KING SUCK MONIX!! F@#KING F@#K F@#K F@#CKY F@#K SUCK!!”
“YOU SUCK DONKEY D@#K! HEEE HAWWWWW HEEE HAWWWWW”

The crowd had to hold back from laughing several times. These shots were done almost all day long. When the stunt Woody was replaced, she was yelling it more, and when crashed into them, she poured a beer on his mouth and said “YOU WANNA SIP?”. The rest of the scene consisted of him at the foul line, missing the first of two shots. She then says the whole “Donkey Dick” line and then calls him a p#ssy. Coming out of her, it was more like “P#SSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”.

When she yells ‘P#ssy’, he then whips the ball at her and hits her in the face. She yells “Mother f@#ker” at him, and then runs out to attack him, white-trash hubby in tow. Woody then pushes her down and the hubby swings at him, cigarette in mouth. He misses, Woody decks him and then a brawl ensues.