Stephen Colbert in the current issue of “New York Magazine”

I haven’t gotten my hot little hands on a copy of this issue (yet), but tipster a certain sky informs me that Stephen was at the recent premiere of The Hoax. Check out page 24 of the April 16th issue of the magazine (the “Party Lines” page), and you’ll see what a certain sky describes as a “cute picture” and this exchange:

Q: “What’s the last fib you told?”
R: “I’ve never ever told a lie. Everything I’ve ever said is true.”
Q: “Everything?”
R: Everything. Even this. I never lie. The previous statement is true. I always lie. The previous statement is true. I always tell the truth. The previous statement is a lie. You can parse that any way you want.”–Stephen Colbert

Thanks for the tip!

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UPDATED to add the scanned .jpeg. Thanks again, a certain sky!

Comments

  1. TheLakeEffect says:

    That’s one of those logic paradoxes you put out whenever you want to destroy a computer on Star Trek…

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  2. DB says:

    And a line from a George Carlin CD.

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  3. happybumblebee1 says:

    Hee.

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  4. Gaia Faye says:

    The statement below is true.
    The statement above is false.

    *brainsplode*

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  5. Allisa says:

    I love that he used the word ‘parse’.

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  6. Ilyse says:

    i certainly do love new york magazine. i must have someone send me my subscription at school. i’m always on the look out for him. he makes it into the approval matrix quite a lot.

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