“There’s an I in Team the way I spell it! This is The Colbert Report!”
Blessed Art Me: MasterMedia International Stephen’s National Prayer Day, Call from JJ Abrams (Hollywood hotshot and co-creator of “Lost”), Helen Thomas to lose her chair, Candice Bergen (Star, “Boston Legal”)
Ark. of the Government: 41st installment of BKAD – Arkansas 2nd – Vic Snyder
Shashi Redemption: Shashi Tharoor, Former UN Undersecretary General
In closing: Washington, Lincoln, Jansen … 20% off at ColbertNation.com
NOTABLE MOMENTS
- Today they are praying for Jackie Chan. So much to pray for … Please let him do a sequal to “The Tuxedo!”
- Temporarily out of print … until the rapture I assume.
- Now that you’ve been prayed for, should you change the name of your show to “Found”?
- Jimmy, pinch me off a Dooce!
- He’s [Steve Doocy] starting an e-mail campaign to steal an old lady’s chair. Bravo, sir, that takes courage!
- Did you get any special powers? [Candice] You mean like heat vision? [Stephen] You had heat vision? That’s cool! [Candice]
No, I didn’t get heat vision. [Stephen] That would be cool, though. - Which contains the University of Arkansas at Little Rock, home of the Trojans, who often battle their crosstown rivals, the Arkansas State Rhythm Method
- For the record, you are not Ted Turner.
- So not Semper Fi, just Sometimes Fi
- Between 0 and 10 months, she could have been programmed to be a killing machine.
- It’s time for a new kind of president. The kind of man who’s not afraid to jump in with both feet. A man who’s ovecome International obsticles. A man who will work both day and night to reach his goal. Illegal Mexican Immigrant for President ’08.
- Toadsuck is for families. Have you ever suck toad? Do you believe that people who suck toads have a right to be married?
- I’m really asking because I’m part of an organization that sells bits of congressional mustaches for charity. We’re trying to cure diseases that little children have. I’m wondering if you want little children to get better.
- Oh, so that’s where Arkansas is!
- It’s my niche – world changing.
- Have you ever gotten a chance to touch John Bolton’s mustache?
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