Dear writers of ‘The Colbert Report’ …

Dear Allison, Rich, Peter, Eric, Jay, Laura, Frank, Rob, Michael, Stephen, Glenn, Tom and any other writers who I would like to address except they’re not on IMDB:

Hello. My name is DB Ferguson, and I run a Stephen Colbert fan site. Because I broke a story about ice cream, this blog is getting a whole lot of attention.

Many different web sites and forums have blogged about this story. And we are receiving a ton of hits, relatively speaking.

There’s only one problem to all this attention. The only story on the AP wire that refers to Stephen Colbert and ‘The Colbert Report’ is one that references the Prince joke from Monday’s show. Prince’s guitar looked like a penis. I get it.

So please, I beg of you, please please please throw something interesting on the show tonight that people will be talking about at the water cooler tomorrow morning that we can blog about here at NoFactZone.net. I really want something juicy to write about while we still have the attention of so many new readers. We have done some great coverage with such Colbert-centric stories as the Decemberists challenge, the Hungarian Bridge and the Saginaw Spirit mascot. We’d love to showcase our ability to report things other than ice cream.

Thank you.

-DB

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