“On the 15th day of Christmas, your true love gave you me! This is The Colbert Report!”
The Martyr They Fall: Saddam Hussein’s hanging, Democrats being in control
The Wørd: Facts
Stephen’s Sound Advice: Surviving the Winter Blues
- Enjoy Winter Sports
- Buy a Light Box
- Take a Trip
High vs. Mighty: Ethan Nadelman – Author, “Policing the Globe”
In closing: You guys get out of here, we’ve got to shoot the 1:30am rerun. See if you can spot the differences!
- It was bungled, it was rushed, it happened while I was on vacation.
- FUSSDIRAG’s – Former United States-Supported Dictators Internationally Reviled for Acts of Genocide
- Stephen Colbert’s Execution Squad Dancers – Sexy but Deadly
- Stephen Colbert presents: The Gallowtastic Executacular – Hangin’ With Mr. Hussein
- Rue Mcclanahan! (I thought of you when I saw that, Katie!)
- Children are just lobbyists who get political favors in exchange for being adorable.
- I was putting the life-size Nativity scene on my front lawn. Normally I leave it up until St. Valentine’s Day, when I put the Baby Jesus away, hang up a beaded curtain, and turn it into a love barn.
- Irritable Belief Syndrome
- Fight facts with “facts”
- first Name: “The Last”
- Well, hell, he just blew the whole theme of my site with that Wørd.
- Godd**mi it! Some bastard’s already scooped up Factiness.com!
- So listen up, word nerds! Let’s give some other less fortunate words a chance, maybe “Sour Grapes” or “Attention Starved Second-Tier State University”.
- I’m not one to turn down an honor, any honor. So I accept the fact that I am evidentally the gayest man of the year.
- Gay.org – Sponsor a starving gay African for only a dollar a day
- Nothing wrong with being gay for cash. That feeling you can’t fight? It’s the invisible hand of the market.
- Every part of my body feels different. Especially my corneas. Do I smell bacon?
- You got a seed in there. (SWC Movie reference!)
- We have lost the war on drugs when we have withdraw on the war on drugs.
- Do I live in a commune and have a love baby with my buddy “Spider”.
- If you want to decriminalize something, ipso facto, or whatever Latin you want to lay on it, you’re soft on crime. … Soooooft on crime.
- The only thing keeping me from getting high right now is that it’s against the law.
- What do you want to decriminalize? The pot, the coke, the meth, the glint ….
- We have to go to Holland and get so high that we make shoes out of wood.
Fangirl Suit Report: Black suit; Ivory shirt with french cuffs and cufflinks; Navy, silver and light blue striped tie
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com