“I’m gonna drop the Truth on you like Denise Richards’s laptop on an old lady’s head. This is The Colbert Report!”
Father, May I Play With Danger?: McCain running for President in ’08? Or is he suicidal? – Choose Life!, Taking the wheel from Junior
The Wørd: Back Off, Old Man
Aceto-Metal-Phen: Tip of the Hat, Wag of the Finger: Quitters Edition
I’d Rather Be Interviewing: Dan Rather, ‘Dan Rather Reports’ – HDNet
In closing: Alpha Dog of the Week: Ronald Reagan, longest living elected President
- I only wish there was something we could go burn down!
- Look, John, once the Democrats took the Senate, we all though about killing ourselves. Hell, when my driver took me home last Thursday, I asked him to stay with me in the garage with the motor running and the door closed. Somebody’s got to drive me around heaven. But I’m so glad Luis said “No Señor.”
- I am an adult now, you’re not the boss of me! [Cheney Is]
- That Wørd was kinda sad.
- I feel sorry for those metal shards. Besides, the FDA said it would probably only cause minor stomach discomfort. And do you know what people take when they have minor discomfort? Acetomenophen! Perrigo, you had the analgesic equivalent of a perpetual motion machine, and you took it off the market.
- No wonder you haven’t had a winning season in four years, you’ve been playing with a Contact High.
- Clearly the Republicans didn’t lose this election, Donald Rumsfeld did. Like all mid-term elections, this was a referendum on the Secretary of Defense – not the President, not the Congress. Mr. Future Former Sec Def, you get a double Wag of my fingers at you sir! Not enough … I’m going to Wag my whole body at you! That is a great Core strengthener, I should be that angry more often.
- That doesn’t prove anything about waterboarding, it just proves that Fox News reporters are a bunch of pussies.
- All right, do your dirtiest! (Killer opens bottle) What was that noise? Where are you? Oh, God! I’ll tell you anything you want to know! I licked every piece of cheese on Dan Rather’s Snack Tray! I enjoy women’s facial moisturizer! Last week, I saw Hillary Clinton on TV and … I think it moved a little. Ok, that’s enough of that. That is terrible. You know what? Let’s do the rest … on Bobby.
- Dan Rather laughing is SO cute!
- Dan: Well, I hope it will be news with guts, and spine … Colbert: I like guts and spine. How about balls? Dan: Well, if we don’t have those, we’re really in trouble.
- The world is so scary now, do we really want to see the world in crisp detail? I mean, shouldn’t we want to see the world right now more like an impressionist painting, kind of blurry, a lot of color and light but not much inf … like USA Today.
- Hmm … new Tek Jansen on Wednesday according to the ad that just ran.
- Oh my God, I never thought I’d see the map that red again.
Fangirl Suit Report: Black suit, Light blue shirt with with barrel cuffs and cufflinks, Plum and light blue striped tie.
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com
“I’m going to wag my whole body at you!!”
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