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Episode 2142 (11/9/2006)
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“Sorry, Cookie Monster, “C” is for Colbert. This is The Eponymous Report!”
Kremlin: The New Batch: Shout Out! – Michael Rean, Stephen Colbert’s South Pole Minute
The Wørd: Putin ‘08
I’m Down With G.O.P.: P.K. Winsome – A Journey Home
Awkward Segway: Dean Karmen, Segway Inventor
In closing: If anyone here is driving a black Ford Explorer … thanks for buying American.
NOTABLE MOMENTS
- I have been through four tubes of Head-On. They say “Apply Directly to the Forehead” but I have found you can rub it almost anywhere.
- You can almost taste the isolation.
- First up Penguins … They look like birds, they swim like fish, they’re friendly like dogs … Pick a side you waddling flipper-floppers, otherwise I’ll pick one for you – Delicious like turkey.
- And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you, Upper Atmoshpere Physics … boo hoo … Bi-directional reflection (I give up, I wanna watch the show) … Cry me a f*cking tundra.
- And, um, you’re not going to see Donald Rumsfeld anymore because the uh … well, the President sent him to live on a farm, where, uh, there’s lots of room to run and play, he loves it. Jimmy, cut the feed to Antartica!
- He’s the Decider-ovich
- You put a Hemi in this thing, you could do donuts …
Fangirl Suit Report: Charcoal gray narrow pinstripe suit, Pale blue shirt with barrel cufs, Brick red striped/patterned tie
Full set of screencaps at WonkyEar.com
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3 Comments
November 9th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Was it me, or did Stephen pronounce the ‘t’ in The Eponymous Report
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November 10th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
Yes, actually, he did! I was at the taping of the show (it was so exciting) and as soon as the Colbert Report intro/theme song came on, he turned to his producer and said “I said reporT! Why did I say reporT??”
It was very funny. Good catch!
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November 11th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Thank you SO MUCH for sharing, Nicole!
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